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Occupy Wall Street: A Bloomberg-Kelly Musical

Posted: 10/02/11 06:30 PM ET

New York City seems to be in the midst of some difficulty, a convulsion that may ultimately change the local political scene. The management, of course, is Mayor Bloomberg and police chief Ray Kelly. The musical Occupy Wall Street will open soon on Broadway. But for those Have-Nots who can't afford tickets, here's a peek at rehearsals:

(Overture: Eight bars from West Side Story)

B: What's going on down there?
K: They're occupying Wall Street.
B: Who is?
K: I don't know. Looks like a bunch of kids.
B: Kids? On Wall Street? Wall Street is no place for kids. Get them off the street, for heaven's sake.
K: How, Mr. Mayor?
M: I don't know how. That's your job, isn't it? Don't you have a spray for Wall Street? Lock them up, for heaven's sake. Do something!

{Eight bars from New York, New York)

B: What's going on? Why the hell are we in the newspapers spraying kids in the face?
K: Every kid has a cellphone with a camera.
B: It's my city, damn it! Get them off the street! Take the cameras away! Arrest them! Do something! It's Wall Street, isn't it?
K: Yes, Mr. Mayor, it's Wall Street.
B: Well, do something. That's where my money comes from!

(Eight bars from Hair)

K: They're on the bridge, Mr. Mayor.
B: Who is? What bridge?
K: The kids. Occupy Wall Street. They're on the Brooklyn Bridge.
B: Brooklyn Bridge? What the hell is this? It's my city, isn't it? Get them off that bridge!
K: How, Mr. Mayor?
B: Arrest them, for heaven's sake. Arrest all of them on the bridge. It's my bridge!
K: There's maybe five hundred on the bridge, Mr. Mayor. Do we arrest all of them?
B: Five hundred? What is this? It's a f*****g revolution! Get the SWAT teams. I don't care if you have to use bazookas. If that doesn't work I'm calling in the National Guard. Brooklyn Bridge? It's my city, isn't it? Think of it as Bloomberg Bridge. Get them the hell off that bridge!

(Eight bars from Chorus Line)

 
 
 
 
 
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Nancy J Powell
very left liberal
07:23 PM on 10/02/2011
LOL :)
06:52 PM on 10/02/2011
Loved the musical comedy look at this!

As it happens, some family and friends got together to do a serious musical film on the same subject. This one is kind of Brechtian and sincere. But maybe musical comedy lovers will enjoy an 8-minute sincere musical as well. It's on YouTube at

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdxw9-wfdY

Thanks if you have time to watch,
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Viable Way
06:48 PM on 10/02/2011
Time for the South Park crew to get busy and whip out the first installment of "Occupied: In Public"
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bohratom
Jersey born and capitalist lover.
08:20 PM on 10/02/2011
You're joking right?

South Park creators are very conservative and would probably show the "occupy wall street" in a bad light.
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Viable Way
09:04 PM on 10/02/2011
I think they are equal opportunity sarcastics.

this is wikipedia's take:
While many conservatives have condemned the show for its vulgarity, a growing population of people who hold center-right political beliefs, including teenagers and young adults, have embraced the show for its tendency to mock liberal viewpoints and lampoon liberal celebrities and icons.

Political commentator Andrew Sullivan dubbed the group South Park Republicans, or South Park conservatives. Sullivan classified the group as "extremely skeptical of political correctness but also are socially liberal on many issues", though he says the phrase applied to them is meant to be more of a casual indication of beliefs than a strong partisan label.Brian C. Anderson describes the group as "generally characterized by holding strong libertarian beliefs and rejecting more conservative social policy", and notes that although the show makes "wicked fun of conservatives", it is "at the forefront of a conservative revolt against liberal media".
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JaneK13
06:19 PM on 10/02/2011
Replay of Woostock when the hippies were just looking for an excuse to get together to get high.

Do they even know where they are or what they're supposed to be protesting. Where do the get the lunch money...obviously they are not employed. They look unemployable.

Kind of makes you wonder why they don't grow up, clean up and get a job.
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katio
US: moving from police state to battlefield.
06:26 PM on 10/02/2011
Jane, are you kidding? What planet are you from? Maybe you're one of the 1% sipping Champagne on the balcony - but then, I think you would know how to spell Woodstock.
06:27 PM on 10/02/2011
? how exactly do you expect these kids to get high in a space that is less than an acre which is constantly being monitered but more than 60 cops at all times? really though you surely have no idea what you are talking about i think tripping on acid and going to see bob dylan and the who play at some concert is a lot different than sleeping in a park for three weeks to get peoples attention and try to change policy and regulate the financial markets in this country. Lunch money? these kids are in average from age range of 20-35 im pretty sure they have other expenses and most of them do have jobs that theyve been commuting to and from the protest to attend.
06:15 PM on 10/02/2011
It's fitting that the protest groups are meeting in Liberty Plaza, which another big-ego non-entity has chosen to name after himself. Mr. Bloomberg, Mr. Zuccotti and the various Wall Street CEOs all need serious ego-management lessons, along with courses in empathy, in living on less than $10,000 a day, etc.