ReelzChannel: Top 10 Government Jobs for People Who Bruise Easily

In the high-octane film, The Losers, CIA black-ops set out to avenge their betrayal at the hands of a mysterious gent known only as Max. Good thing they work for the government. If the movies have taught us anything, it's that federal jobs come with comprehensive training in the proper handling of guns, bombs, and grappling hooks -- not to mention tutorials in surviving high-speed car chases and unscheduled plunges from cargo planes (ideally without a parachute).

Or do they? Not everybody has room in their lives for Mexican standoffs and outrunning giant fireballs. (Some of us get winded just thinking about such stuff.) If you're looking to fulfill your civic duty while still getting the crusts cut off your sandwiches, never fear -- turns out there are a number of government posts ideally suited to more delicate dispositions. If that's you, sit back in your well-lit room, adjust your lumbar pillow, and check out the ReelzChannel list of career opportunities for the less resilient.