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And a Feliz Party To You Too

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The following is an unaltered photo taken by my friend Nichole. We were, as is often the case with us, out drinking. This banner was hung near the bar area.

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The words it so prominently displays, "Happy Fiesta," literally mean "Happy Party."

You're no doubt familiar with this phrase. Many times, I've walked into a celebration and been greeted with the shout "Happy party! Happy party!" And then everybody hugs.

Actually, it sounds like something that drunken foreign businessmen yell at their American counterparts during visits to strip clubs.

As I looked at the banner, I wondered why someone in a position of authority at the bar would say, "Let's have a Spanish word or two printed in bright, block letters a foot high and strung over the bar. And I won't even bother to check if the phrasing makes sense." I further wonder if the printer who created this banner said, "What the hell?" as he fulfilled this Spanish equivalent of "All your base are belong to us."

By the way, there was no Latino theme to the bar (and we're well past Cinco de Mayo). In addition, drinkers were handed fake Hawaiian leis, further adding to the incongruity. So I have no idea why the bar's management thought this would enhance the atmosphere.

To be clear, I wasn't offended by the banner, just perplexed. After all, we're not talking about creating signs in an obscure African language or translating from Middle Ages Gaelic.

This is basic Spanish, which as been stated (more than once) to be taking over the country. You would think that if Latinos are indeed running roughshod over the land, the first item on our agenda would be forcing rudimentary Spanish on the populace.

But I do thank the bar's owners for providing my friend Nichole and me with an existential quandary as we downed our beers. We asked each other if one can have an unhappy fiesta, and if so, what that would look like. Alas, we didn't drink enough to come up with a definitive answer.

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