06/08/2011 04:17 pm ET | Updated Aug 08, 2011

Looking for renewable energy sources? Find a way to convert into kilowatts the endless supply of outrage, "surprise," and indignation generated by male public-figure sexual indiscretion and predation. But, dining-table hauteur, compared to effective action and effort, you're our baby! You're so *easy*! No surprise there, either, but at least, unlike the Congressman, we can try to know what we're up to. And aren't. This might help.