NetPets: The Solution For Horny Politicians

NetPets created the fractional mistress industry in 1996, when President Clinton's scandals underscored the need for secure, private and discreet sexual services for politicians.
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The Differences Are Clear

Why fly "commercial" when you can enjoy the luxury of a private, full-service mistress? NetPets created the concept of fractional mistress ownership giving individuals and businesses all the benefits of whole mistress ownership and more at a fraction of the cost. From our years of experience and size and variety of our fleet of escorts, to our industry leading privacy standards nothing about NetPets is ordinary.

Superior Ownership Experiences

NetPets goes beyond just providing you with an escort. What truly sets us apart is the total experience. We put our entire global operations at your beck and call. We have experts covering every possible need, from fetishes to fantasy, massage to S&M, gay to straight, to plain-and-simple meat-and-potatoes just-got-to-have-it sex. Whatever your taste, wherever you are, we will meet it. Our goal is to make your NetPets experience as safe, smooth and discreet at possible.

Most Experience

NetPets created the fractional mistress industry in 1996, when President Clinton's scandals underscored the need for secure, private and discreet sexual services for politicians. Many of those who have sought cheaper or quick solutions to their needs are no longer in office. Not our clients: We book more than 390,000 encounters annually in more than 173 countries. With more than 7,300 gorgeous NetPets under our management, our fleet is equal in size to most of the world's escort agencies combined, but with none of the associated hassles or risks. As an Owner, you are never far from a mistress, even when an unforeseen need arises. When you call for a NetPet, we'll get one to you in as little as four to ten hours (depending on your NetPet type and share-size owned). A comforting thought, no matter where in the world you are.

Highest Safety and Discretion Standards

For NetPets, the reputation of our owners and their guests is paramount and the foundation for everything we do. It's the reason we have the most stringent medical and sexual records in the industry, which are constantly updated. It's the reason every NetPet in our fleet is subjected to rigorous background checks and legal contracts that ensure discretion. By purchasing a share of a NetPet, you will never have to wire money, write a personal check, go to an ATM or tap into campaign /government funds to pay for our services. NetPet ensures all transactions are legal--and untraceable. Every Owner, no matter what his public office, receives presidential levels of privacy and security from NetPets.

Most Model Types

NetPets offers the largest and most varied fleet of escorts in the world. We choose only the best NetPets in every class: we have light, mid-size and full-bodied types in every shade of skin and hair color. Some perform at their peak in private situations; others are educated, articulate young women (and men) who can pass as "translators" or "personal assistants" at your next foreign conference. The diversity of the NetPets fleet gives our Owners the flexibility to purchase a share in the type that best suits their typical sexual profile, while allowing them the opportunity to exchange among the various types for specific needs or assignments. The NetPet Selection Guide lets you compare the different types in the NetPets fleet and helps you select the right one for you based on orgasmic capacity, sexual orientation, and physical attributes.

Meet The NetPets

Our NetPets are the most experienced and well trained in the industry, averaging 7,500 hours of hands-on experience each. They all possess extraordinary qualifications, with some even having served aboard Air Force One. Even so, we require them to return two times per year for re-stimulation training. At this time they are exposed to new techniques, technological advancements in the sexual toy industry, and seminars which simulate real-life crisis situations and how to respond to them. This ensures that in the unlikelihood something "goes wrong" during your NetPets experience, you'll be in the hands of a trained professional who knows how to steer you smoothly out of a storm and into safety. Furthermore, our NetPets are familiarized with a variety of cockpits, ensuring that when a NetPet reaches for a particular control, she knows exactly where it is, dramatically reducing the likelihood of error.

Security

NetPets constantly works with legal authorities, law enforcement officials, and private security companies to determine if additional measures are necessary to ensure Owners peace of mind. NetPets also maintains ongoing agreements with the International Security Associates to provide a variety of services including risk and threat assessments for overseas locations and global monitoring.

How to Pay

Is a NetPet what you're looking for? If so, we'll send you a membership packet and brochure which defines the benefits of a variety of popular financing options and provides examples so you can compare how each can work for you. Unmarked envelope guaranteed ( P.O. box mailing address recommended for the recipient). Or click here to download it to your PC (not recommended for public use or government office computers). Come and experience the NetPet difference!

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