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10:21 p.m.
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Ladeezman42: dude!
Ladeezman42: cot ur speech
Ladeezman42: u rokd
Ladeezman42: tuff
Ladeezman42: rlly tuff
Ladeezman42: tuffr than hill
Ladeezman42: DATS tuff
Kickass43: thnx bud
Kickass43: :-)
Kickass43: long time *nada communicado*
Ladeezman42: yeh well bsy
Ladeezman42: usl shit
Ladeezman42: la/nyc/dubai
Ladeezman42: $peech$
Ladeezman42: chix
Ladeezman42: :-P
Ladeezman42: tha x-prez biz is awsum
Kickass43: u aint gna b an x-prez 4 long
Kickass43: gna b cleanin up my mess
Kickass43: if hill keeps goin
Ladeezman42: dude u KNO im takin care of dat
Ladeezman42: u catch tha murdoch newz?
Kickass43: yeh like wats dat bout?
Kickass43: thot he wuz r playah
Kickass43: dudes gna boost hill big time
Ladeezman42: NOT
Kickass43: ?
Ladeezman42: tha lefts gon nuts man
Ladeezman42: like she took $$ from valdemort
Ladeezman42: gna hurt her bad w/tha base
Ladeezman42: gores like hummin
Ladeezman42: u c tha grin on his smug mug?
Ladeezman42: man he haznt bin dis happy since tha erly returns of 2000
Ladeezman42: hek he wuz evn funny on SNL!
Kickass43: u bin suckin up 2 ol roop
Ladeezman42: duh
Ladeezman42: like im gna trust hill 2 charm sum old guy
Ladeezman42: like im gna trust hill 2 charm any1!!
Ladeezman42: wuz @ a funraisr 4 hill...
Ladeezman42: sry *fundraisr*...
Ladeezman42: (cuz they sur AINT fun)...
Ladeezman42: peeps r xcited...
Ladeezman42: u kno: "hill! hill! hill!"...
Ladeezman42: she woks in & waves...
Ladeezman42: peeps clappin & whistlin...
Ladeezman42: then she opens her piehole...
Ladeezman42: & man!
Ladeezman42: its like she lets off vrbl sarin!
Ladeezman42: bla bla bla bla bla bla bla
Ladeezman42: folks grabbin ther throats...
Ladeezman42: passin out...
Ladeezman42: like nooo pls stop!
Kickass43: rofl
Ladeezman42: u evr notis how she moovs her hed wen she talks?
Kickass43: no
Ladeezman42: side 2 side like an automatic sprinklr
Ladeezman42: u kno
Ladeezman42: chook chook chook chook chook--chanj direcshun!
Ladeezman42: chook chook chook chook chook--chanj direcshun!
Ladeezman42: omg if she gets electd...
Ladeezman42: 4 yrs of soakin tha ppl...
Ladeezman42: & 4 DRI yrs 4 me kno wat im sayin
Kickass43: yeh well u guys cd nomin8 brttny speers & clean up
Kickass43: im lowr in tha pollz
Kickass43: & dat chick abuses her frikkin baby!
Ladeezman42: dats y u gotta keep poundin dis immgrashun stuff man
Ladeezman42: hill's backin off (cuz I told her 2 lol)
Ladeezman42: nows tha time 2 moov in
Ladeezman42: go 4 tha effin jugulr
Ladeezman42: dont jus snd troops 2 tha bordr
Ladeezman42: u gotta mine tha effin thang!
Kickass43: u sound like tony
Ladeezman42: ?
Kickass43: *snowman*
Kickass43: he wantz me 2 pull a COPS
Kickass43: go in w/camras guns etc.
Kickass43: blo away sum *coyotes*
Kickass43: on live TV
Ladeezman42: kewl
Kickass43: snowman's alot bttr than scotty
Ladeezman42: dude brtny speers wudda bin bttr than scotty
Ladeezman42: "oops I did it agen!" wuz at least a hit
Ladeezman42: not a motto
Kickass43: lol
Kickass43: srsly
Kickass43: scotty nvr *got* r immigrashun polyc
Kickass43: he's like "r we 4 em or agenst em?"
Kickass43: im like dude: its simpl
Kickass43: were 4 em & agenst em
Kickass43: he's like huh?
Kickass43: wassup wit dat?
Kickass43: I gotta splain & splain:
Kickass43: illegls gd 4 bizness
Kickass43: gd 4 r donrs
Kickass43: gd 4 pluckin chikkns
Kickass43: + if we don't take em
Kickass43: mexico goes down el servicios
Kickass43: comprende?
Kickass43: k so lissen up:
Kickass43: illegls BAD 4 workin ppl
Kickass43: bad 4 r skools & healthkare
Kickass43: bad 4 r base
Kickass43: & if we DO take em
Kickass43: we hand tx bak 2 santa anna
Ladeezman42: so duz he get it?
Kickass43: nah
Kickass43: he's like im sooooo confusd!
Kickass43: wat do I tell tha press?
Kickass43: I say tell em "we en4s tha laws"
Kickass43: dat means we round em up at tha bordr...
Kickass43: blam blam...
Kickass43: tell em off...
Kickass43: & dump em bak
Kickass43: a few hrs l8r...
Kickass43: wen tha grds r catchin sum zs...
Kickass43: they sneek ovr agen...
Kickass43: nxt thing u kno ther pickin cherrys!
Kickass43: tha brdr guards do ther wrk...
Kickass43: tha illgls do ther wrk...
Kickass43: 4 $5/hr
Kickass43: & evry1s happy!
Ladeezman42: u got dat rite
Ladeezman42: duz ur snow dude get it?
Kickass43: yeh
Kickass43: he's waaaay hippr than scotty
Kickass43: dats y were doin tha big show w/tha natl guards...
Kickass43: a "surefire ratings...
Kickass43: *poll*
Kickass43: boostr"
Kickass43: course they aint gna do nuffin...
Kickass43: xept drive round & round tha desert...
Kickass43: lkg 4 bad folks & not findin em.
Ladeezman42: like they didn't get enuffa dat in irak!
Ladeezman42: ur sur u aint gna b pissin off tha militry wit dis?
Ladeezman42: man those dudes don't wanna hunt mexicans...
Ladeezman42: they wanna hunt al qaeda!
Kickass43: snowman thot of dat
Kickass43: dats y we're gna call dis:
Kickass43: *operashun el queso*
Kickass43: justa coupla lttrs dffrns
Kickass43: whos gna notis?
Ladeezman42: hey if it wrks 4 u go 4 it
Ladeezman42: gotta do sumpin
Ladeezman42: I'll keep hill off it
Ladeezman42: those hordsa marchin illgls flip her out
Ladeezman42: thinx theyr comin 4 tha taxes she owes...
Ladeezman42: from all dat lawnmowin& babysittin bak in ark.
Kickass43: if they sho up here I'll send em 2 tha senate
Ladeezman42: u do dat
Ladeezman42: btw
Ladeezman42: quik q
Kickass43: shoot
Ladeezman42: dis fone rcrd shit
Kickass43: u gna rag me bout it 2?!
Ladeezman42: no way!
Ladeezman42: no dem shd go near dat!
Ladeezman42: lissenin 2 terrorsts = votes
Ladeezman42: tellin ppl 2 stop lissenin 2 terrorsts=lose votes
Kickass43: dats wat ive bin sayin
Ladeezman42: k fine
Ladeezman42: dissis...
Ladeezman42: uh...
Ladeezman42: mor prsnl
Kickass43: prsnl?
Ladeezman42: yeh
Ladeezman42: wen ur nsa dudes say tha fone rcrds wer anonymus...
Ladeezman42: they MEAN anonymus rite?
Ladeezman42: like thers no way u cd find out tha NAME of sum1 callin...
Ladeezman42: uh...
Ladeezman42: sum1 else they shdnt rite?
Kickass43: depnds
Ladeezman42: on wat?!
Kickass43: is dis "prsn" callin sum terrorst cell fone in pakistan?...
Ladeezman42: no!
Kickass43: or mayb sum hot chick in frans?
Kickass43: ;-)
Ladeezman42: not frans
Ladeezman42: dem french chix don't shave ...
Ladeezman42: or WASH.
Ladeezman42: like if I want strong cheez I'll ordr it k?
Kickass43: so wers this "prsn" callin?
Ladeezman42: uh dubai
Kickass43: suspishus!
Ladeezman42: u think so?!
Kickass43: yep
Kickass43: dya call a lot?
Kickass43: cuz they look 4 pattrns...
Ladeezman42: she callz ME
Ladeezman42: like 400x a day
Ladeezman42: kinda bugs me
Ladeezman42: like monica
Ladeezman42: (:-O)
Ladeezman42: but man is she hot...
Ladeezman42: undr dem robes.
Ladeezman42: dude u shd GO abaya if u havnt tried it.
Kickass43: I'll pass dat along 2 laura
Kickass43: wd a bedsheet wrk?
Ladeezman42: lol
Kickass43: don't wrry bout tha nsa
Kickass43: so long as u keep on top of hill
Ladeezman42: uh not litrlly
Kickass43: no
Kickass43: ew!
Ladeezman42: thnx
Ladeesman42: :-)
Kickass43: ttyl bud
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