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Chat with Wonderboy
7:48 a.m.
Wonderboy: Away message: Karl Rove is busy working for America. Please direct all inquiries to the office of the Chief of Staff.
Kickass43: o man
Kickass43: cmon karl
Wonderboy: Away message: Karl Rove is busy working for America. Please direct all inquiries to the office of the Chief of Staff.
Chat with Snowblowr
7:49 a.m.
Snowblowr: Ready for your press briefing Mr. President?
Kickass43: 1 sec
Chat with Wonderboy
7:49 a.m.
Kickass43: where r u????????
Wonderboy: Away message: Karl Rove is busy working for America. Please direct all inquiries to the office of the Chief of Staff.
Chat with Snowblowr
7:50 a.m.
Kickass43: wherd u guys stash karl??!
Snowblowr: I'm not sure I understand your question sir.
Kickass43: he's gon!
Kickass43: vamoosd!!
Kickass43: cant find im anywher
Snowblowr: I know he's busy working on the upcoming midterms.
Snowblowr: There was some talk Josh would send him to Kansas to shore up the Muslim vote.
Snowblowr: Maybe he's left already.
Kickass43: muslims?
Kickass43: in kansas?!
Snowblowr: A small but important constituency.
Kickass43: u guys r hidin im
Kickass43: u don't want im round here
Kickass43: gets in tha way of u & boltass
Snowblowr: Karl Rove is an important member of our team Mr. President.
Snowblowr: Why would we want to "hide" him?
Kickass43: dats wat im askin U
Snowblowr: With all respect sir we've gone over this several times in the past week.
Snowblowr: How many times have you asked me this question?
Kickass43: cant get an answr tone
Snowblowr: I have answered it Mr. President.
Snowblowr: There's no point in dealing with hypotheticals.
Snowblowr: We haven't "stashed" Karl anywhere.
Snowblowr: Karl is doing what Karl does best: getting out the vote.
Snowblowr: Now we should get back to what I do best...
Snowblowr: which is refining your message for the coming week.
Kickass43: hmm
Kickass43: did u rvoke his pass?
Snowblowr: Again sir I don't wish to enter into the realm of hypotheticals, especially those that involve security.
Kickass43: dats not hypotheticl
Kickass43: y or n
Kickass43: did u rvoke his pass?
Snowblowr: It's hypothetical to the degree that it's a statement about what may happen if something that hasn't happened, happened, if you follow my drift.
Snowblowr: It is still deeply hypothetical.
Snowblowr: Not going to go there.
Kickass43: cuz I aint seen im
Kickass43: I kno hed be agenst all dis n korea crap
Kickass43: not 2 menshun dis time cvr
Kickass43: sux big time
Snowblowr: Actually I feel very positive about that cover sir.
Snowblowr: Josh & I worked hard to get that item placed.
Snowblowr: It involved significant cooperation with State...
Snowblowr: which is obviously something of a breakthrough for this administration.
Kickass43: +?
Kickass43: how can u feel +?!
Kickass43: watu think tha terrorsts r gna say?
Kickass43: tha islamo nutbars??
Kickass43: its like seein john wayne capshurd by tha bad guys...
Kickass43: & tied up in tha saloon...
Kickass43: wile they go threten miss kitty!
Kickass43: man those dudes r pointin & laffin @ us
Kickass43: "look whose lost his mojo!"
Kickass43: rite wen we had bouns from zarqawi!
Kickass43: if dat wernt * cowboy diplomcy * wat wuz?
Snowblowr: I think we all agree Mr. President that the killing of Zarqawi was a major triumph for us and dealt a serious blow to our enemies.
Snowblowr: But as we also all agree--or thought we'd agreed--going forward, into November, our message has to be softened somewhat.
Snowblowr: Especially as we're dealing right now with a major hothead with nuclear capacity...
Kickass43: ?
Snowblowr: North Korea, sir.
Kickass43: o
Kickass43: thot u ment condi
Kickass43: (she's hot but not a hothed)
Kickass43: ;-)
Snowblowr: Bottom line: We don't want to scare the voters with too much strutting around.
Kickass43: k fine
Kickass43: but wat makes u think dissis gna wrk?
Kickass43: like AT. ALL.
Snowblowr: This is the course that your top advisors think is best...
Kickass43: NOT Karl
Snowblowr: Condi, Steve, Josh, etc.
Snowblowr: A lot of thought has gone into the strategy.
Snowblowr: I'd respectfully ask you to trust us on this one, Mr. President.
Kickass43: yeh rite
Kickass43: like them trust exrcises we did @ camp dave
Snowblowr: Exactly sir.
Snowblowr: I thought that was an extremely productive session.
Kickass43: u droppd me 50 x!!
Kickass43: evry time I fell bak!
Snowblowr: Yes but on the 51st time I caught you, Mr. President.
Snowblowr: My point: even if the N. Koreans defy you 50 times, that doesn't mean they'll defy you the 5ist.
Snowblowr: That's the policy we're pursuing.
Kickass43: ok but heres MY pt:
Kickass43: lissen up
Kickass43: ur ass wuz savd wen dat korean missle landd in tha c & not tokyo
Kickass43: tru I wantd 2 bom it b4 it got off tha ground
Kickass43: but if we dun dat tha wrld mite still b undr tha imprshun dat ther crapola missles wrk...
Kickass43: 4 once they wer usin sumpin dat wuznt made in china
Kickass43: man u cda loaded up dat missle w/a warhed of viagra...
Kickass43: it still wda performd like larry king
Kickass43: but nxt time im tellin u dat missil will fly
Kickass43: & we're gna look pretty stoopid if all we thretend bak wuz a timeout
Kickass43: evn JAPANs thretenin 2 fight bak!
Kickass43: tha elvis imprsonatr!!
Kickass43: dats like lettin tonto save tha townfolk
Kickass43: wile tha lone rangr grabs sum zs
Snowblowr: Let's give the policy a little time sir.
Snowblowr: As you say, letting the missile go up proved to be the right course of action.
Snowblowr: In the meantime we've got a busy schedule for you.
Snowblowr: Two words: Road trip!
Kickass43: gr8
Kickass43: * fun *
Kickass43: I luvvvv travellin
Kickass43: in 5 more yrs I get tha snrs discount
Kickass43: yipee
Snowblowr: We'll schedule plenty of bike time, Mr. President.
Kickass43: sweet
Kickass43: can karl come?
Snowblowr: I'm not sure what his schedule will allow at the moment.
Snowblowr: I'll have to get back to you on that one sir.
Kickass43: herd dat 1 b4
Snowblowr: Nature of the job, Mr. President.
Snowblowr: I'll put an asterix beside the request.
Kickass43: u do dat
Kickass43: g2g
Kickass43: tha nu mexicn prez is IMing me
Kickass43: gotta congratulat im on his landslide...
Snowblowr: Ha ha
Snowblowr: Not exactly a landslide but I won't detain you, sir.
Kickass43: watch it tone
Kickass43: in these parts it WUZ a landslide...
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