SumNobel4u2: yo prez
Kickass43: ?
SumNobel4u2: bono
SumNobel4u2: yr nu best bud
Kickass43: sonny?!
Kickass43: i thot u wer ded!!!!
SumNobel4u2: BONO
SumNobel4u2: as in rok star
SumNobel4u2: not as in “& cher”
Kickass43: o
Kickass43: u freakd me
Kickass43: thot I wuz gettin msgs from the byond
Kickass43: u kno like hillary & eleanor
Kickass43: sry :)
SumNobel4u2: u goppers r so lame
SumNobel4u2: ur musical knwledj stops at like 1975
Kickass43: not tru
SumNobel4u2: tru
SumNobel4u2: evry time I meet 1 of u dudes u call me BONE-O
SumNobel4u2: like he wuz the original
SumNobel4u2: & im the knockoff
Kickass43: he wuz a fly dude in congress wat can I say
Kickass43: gop dudes in congress uslly look like mormon choir boyz
Kickass43: bono wuz 2 cool
Kickass43: hot wife b4 she went brunette
Kickass43: big mistake
Kickass43: she dont look any smarter
Kickass43: jus less hot
SumNobel4u2: rite
SumNobel4u2: change of topic
SumNobel4u2: wat u think of my idea
Kickass43: wat idea
SumNobel4u2: !
SumNobel4u2: my wrld tour 4 hunger
Kickass43: ?
SumNobel4u2: man we talkd bout this
SumNobel4u2: “ambassador 2 end world poverty”
SumNobel4u2: kickoff concert on the s. lawn
SumNobel4u2: ring any effin bells?
Kickass43: O MAN
Kickass43: sox jus scored unudder freakin run
Kickass43: sox sux! sox sux!
SumNobel4u2: ur watchin baseball?!
Kickass43: duh
Kickass43: its like the WORLD SERIES
Kickass43: astros screwin up big time
Kickass43: like none of my teams r workin it
Kickass43: mayb we shud trade rove 4 lidge
Kickass43: not like hes pitchin any bettr
SumNobel4u2: sry if I care mor bout WORLD HUNGER at the mo
Kickass43: rite
Kickass43: like if it wuz soccer u wdnt care
Kickass43: o sry
Kickass43: “football”
Kickass43: kidz cud starv if beckham wuz playin
SumNobel4u2: k fine
SumNobel4u2: so wat u think of my idea
SumNobel4u2: makin me ambassdr
Kickass43: 2 b frank wit u
Kickass43: not 2 good
SumNobel4u2: u likd it at lunch!
Kickass43: yeh but
SumNobel4u2: but wat
Kickass43: gotta lotta ambassdrs rite now
Kickass43: they aint doin so hot
Kickass43: karens doin her evita tour thru the arab world
Kickass43: we shudda shut that 1 down b4 bringin it 2 brdway
Kickass43: kno wat im sayin
SumNobel4u2: 4 sure
SumNobel4u2: no offnse but I nvr thot sendin a white evangelical chick from tx
SumNobel4u2: 2 preach 2 the jihadists
SumNobel4u2: wuz gonna fly
Kickass43: ditto
Kickass43: didn’t need no rove or scooter 2 tell me dat
Kickass43: but ther aint no persuadin karen
Kickass43: shes like I kno how
Kickass43: theyr jus soccr moms w/suicide vests
Kickass43: leave it 2 me she sed
Kickass43: I think she was jus tryin 2 flee the crib b4 the indictments went down
SumNobel4u2: condis way btter but shes still not goin over
SumNobel4u2: ive played tuff crowds but nothing like arabs
SumNobel4u2: ther wors than baptists
Kickass43: condi wuz my mistake
Kickass43: theyd enuff w/jews like wolfie
Kickass43: thot theyd like a way hot black chick in big boots kickin ther butt
Kickass43: saudis r kinky dat way
SumNobel4u2: think u need 2 send a guy
SumNobel4u2: a brother
Kickass43: Jeb?!
Kickass43: LOL
SumNobel4u2: an ARAB brother
SumNobel4u2: not 1 of yr good ol boyz with a spray-on tan
SumNobel4u2: & a t towel on his hed
Kickass43: wat bout u?
SumNobel4u2: me?
SumNobel4u2: do arabs??
SumNobel4u2: :O
Kickass43: rofl
Kickass43: no doofus brain
Kickass43: im talkin bout africans
Kickass43: dont u hav same problemo as karen & condi
SumNobel4u2: I dont get wat ur sayin
Kickass43: ur a wite ass
Kickass43: jus becuz u wear those phat suits & wrap glasses
Kickass43: dont make u any less ofa wite ass
Kickass43: put a do-rag on ur hed
Kickass43: ur still jus a wite raghead
Kickass43: wat makes u think u can hang w/africans any better than karen w/durka durkas
SumNobel4u2: r u dissin me bro?
SumNobel4u2: cuz ive been nominated 4 THE prize
SumNobel4u2: the nobel prize
SumNobel4u2: ive been workin my ass off 4 the africans way long dude
SumNobel4u2: way way longer than geldof
SumNobel4u2: aint gotta nitehood
SumNobel4u2: cuz im a mick
Kickass43: I aint dissin u
Kickass43: jus sayin the ambassador thang aint gonna b happenin
Kickass43: lemme talk 2 my bud tony
Kickass43: mayb he’ll work sumpin 4 u
SumNobel4u2: k
SumNobel4u2: thanx
SumNobel4u2: i ges
Kickass43: come chill next time ur here
Kickass43: mayb we can hang at camp dave
Kickass43: w/the twinz
Kickass43: theyv nvr herd of sonny bono
Kickass43: astros r up
Kickass43: g2g
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