Kickass43: yo tony
Kickass43: how r u my pommy bud
Sxybritguy10: hey tex
Sxybritguy10: feelin a bit crook
Kickass43: ?
Sxybritguy10: u kno
Sxybritguy10: sos
Sxybritguy10: press takin the piss outta me
Sxybritguy10: nudder scandal in the cabnet
Sxybritguy10: 1 of my best buds goin down
Kickass43: kno DAT
Sxybritguy10: how bout u
Kickass43: btr since thos roils left
Sxybritguy10: ?
Kickass43: the ROILS
Sxybritguy10: ??
Kickass43: chuck & milly!
Sxybritguy10: ah
Sxybritguy10: the royals
Sxybritguy10: :)
Kickass43: u bet
Kickass43: wat a roil pain in the butt
Kickass43: askd me bout evry goddam plant in the rose gardn
Kickass43: tol him I dont do flowrs
Kickass43: jus brush
Kickass43: if u cant kill it or pull it out I aint intrstd
Kickass43: he’s like “Rawther describes your Iraq policy doesn’t it?”
Kickass43: toks like sum butler
Sxybritguy10: jeeves?
Kickass43: dats tha dude
Kickass43: I sez dam rite
Kickass43: goes dwn from ther
Kickass43: its wrse than xmas wit ur in-laws
Kickass43: he wont let up
Kickass43: at lunch he’s like arent u wrried the planet’s gettin too hot
Kickass43: im like no im wrried my burgers gettin cold
Kickass43: he’s like the c is risin an the snows meltin
Kickass43: !:O!!
Kickass43: im like por me sum mor ice t
Sxybritguy10: kno wot ur sayin
Sxybritguy10: he’s bummy
Sxybritgu10: dred him at big funkshuns
Sxybritguy10: fllws me round like sum lame posse wannabe
Sxybritguy10: “y don’t we set up organic farms outside najaf?”
Sxybritguy10: “y don’t we rebuild baghdad like poundbury?”
Sxybritguy10: “hav u considered dialog would be mor effectiv than bombs?”
Sxybritguy10: like SHUT. UP.
Sxybritguy10: like last time we reached out to islam they bombd the tube
Kickass43: tru dat
Kickass43: look at r froggy bud jacques
Kickass43: he reaches out
Kickass43: “spirit of dialog and respect”yadda yadda
Kickass43: now theyr burnin down the hood
Sxybritguy10: soon itll b only muslims in paris
Kickass43: "muslims in paris"
Kickass43: sounds like a musikal
Sxybritguy10: roit
Sxybritguy10: wont see that 1 playin the west end
Kickass43: dunno--mayb if the can can girls wore chadors…?
Sxybritguy10: lol
Sxybritguy10: wot u think of milly btw?
Kickass43: she’s boo yeah
Kickass43: way btr than him!!
Kickass43: & wat a rak!
Sxybritguy10: yeh she’s stackd
Kickass43: no I mean RAK
Kickass43: as in sumthin u hang ur piece on
Kickass43: ur huntin piece
Sxybritguy10: it sur aint silicon
Sxybritguy10: ive alwys thot shes got a bolster in there
Sxybritguy10: it like juts strate out
Kickass43: yeh I wuz wrried the waiters wd mistake her 4 1 of the antik sideboards
Kickass43: u kno jus set the drinks down on dat rak
Sxybritguy10: rlly?
Sxybritguy10: I think its more like a riting desk
Sxybritguy10: we cd sign the peace accords with Ireland on it
Kickass43: rofl
Kickass43: wen she stood next to my ma all I cd think of wuz 2 holsteins
Kickass43: wantd 2 call up my bud bono and say we’d solvd the famin in Africa
Sxybritguy10: stop!! im wettin my pants
Kickass43: or tackl the guy with the nuke football
Kickass43: “stop the launch codes! The missles r pointd rite at us!!”
Sxybritguy10: o man I miss u
Kickass43: miss u 2 bud
Kickass43: we need a summit or sumpin
Kickass43: wuz stuk in argentina wit dat chavez dude
Sxybritguy10: :-P
Kickass43: u & me we’re like the last tuff guys
Sxybritguy10: we’re bffl
Kickass43: say y dont we plana state vst
Kickass43: u cd com hang at tha ranch ovr xmas
Kickass43: or i cd chill at checkrs
Kickass43: show da wrld we stik 2gether
Kickass43: dat we're rdy 2 sav paris’ ass yet agen
Sxybritguy10: uh not a gd idea roit now bud
Kickass43: y not
Sxybritguy10: bit ruff w/the party
Sxybritguy10: need 2 pull bak on the "tuff guy" stuff
Sxybritguy10: do sum reachin out 2 my base
Kickass43: been doin dat 2
Kickass43: man u HELP me wit MY base
Sxybritguy10: sry its not the same 4 me
Kickass43: but we'll alwayz hav paris rite?
Sxybritguy10: lookin that way
Sxybritguy10: gna catch sum zzzs now
Kickass43: hang in ther bud
Sxybritguy10: u2
SXYBRITGUY10 signed off at 03:07:46 AM GMT