The Secret Presidential IMs: Clinton Disappoints His Pupil

Kickass43: so can u tok?LadeezMan42: kinda awkward rite nowLadeezMan42: if u get wat im sayin
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Kickass43: hey
Kickass43: dude
Kickass43: wher r u????
Kickass43: ur buddy status sez "available"
Kickass43: i NEED u billyboy
Kickass43: aw cmon
LadeezMan42: dam u gw!
LadeezMan42: i wuz BUSY
LadeezMan42: 4got 2 sign off
LadeezMan42: then hrd all dis pingin from my IM
LadeezMan42: thot it wuz hllry wit anudder 1 of her dam crises
Kickass43: o
Kickass43: u workin L8?
LadeezMan42: uh NO
Kickass43: i woke u up?
LadeezMan42: uh NO
LadeezMan42: no 1 xept u
LadeezMan42: & tha nations 5 yr olds
LadeezMan42: r asleep at 8:47
Kickass43: so can u tok?
LadeezMan42: kinda awkward rite now
LadeezMan42: if u get wat im sayin
Kickass43: PLS
Kickass43: jus 4 a sec????
LadeezMan42: cant it wait evn 1 hr?
LadeezMan42: she'll b gon by then
Kickass43: its dire man
LadeezMan42: (sigh)
LadeezMan42: k
LadeezMan42: gimme a sec
LadeezMan42: brb

LadeezMan42: k im bak
Kickass43: took u long enuff
LadeezMan42: told u i wuz in tha middle of sumpin
LadeezMan42: had 2 finish up
LadeezMan42: this bttr b good gw
Kickass43: no it's BAD
Kickass43: rlly bad
Kickass43: wiretappin stuffs outta control
Kickass43: like feingolds startd bangin tha impeachmnt drums
Kickass43: ud think i wuz nixon
Kickass43: & we're not evn wiretappin u guys!
Kickass43: jus tha frikkin terrorists!!!!
LadeezMan42: not jus tha "terrorists"
LadeezMan42: wat bout

"LadeezMan42 signed off at 9:18:27 PM"

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