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Dave Hackel

Dave Hackel

Posted: September 14, 2009 02:07 AM

The Weak In Review


Well, let's see...

Cheney-wise, it was a good week. Nobody on any major news outlet interviewed him. So for a blissful few days his fear mongering and arrogance was not publicly validated by anyone. Oh, he'll be back, but let's bow our heads in thanks for his brief absence.

And since Dick wasn't out there assaulting us, we got a week's reprieve from his sycophantic daughter defending her old man. Do you think she actually believes all the crap he spews? Or are her performances somehow tied to her participation in the Cheney estate? I'd understand that more. Those Halliburton stock options must be worth a fortune these days.

Here's a news flash -- Karl Rove didn't think that Obama's speech on health care was very good. Who'd have guessed? Karl pointed this out on almost every single Fox News show and in his opinion piece published in The Wall Street Journal. Wait a minute. What do those two venues have in common? Oh, right, they're both owned by Rupert Murdoch. I'm sure the association with Rove is just a coincidence.

John McCain's been grumpy even though he was complimented by the President during his health care speech. Grandpa McCain seemed pleased enough that he gave us another glimpse of his famous thumbs-up endorsement. But that didn't last long. Within the week he was back in the news excoriating Obama and ginning up support for ... who knows what. Himself? Nah, can't be. Sarah Palin? No, he's already bailed on her. Guess now he's being a prickly thorn just out of habit.

And, of course, if John McCain's upset, so is his adoring shadow, Lindsay Graham. Did you happen to catch the lovely moment during Obama's speech when Sen. Graham started to applaud something the President said, then quickly noticed that none of the other Republicans were going to clap? Of course, then he stopped. Good to have it confirmed that he's got absolutely no opinions of his own.

Chuck Grassley finally came out of the bipartisan closet and admitted that whatever the President's for, he's against. And he still thinks that death panels are being called for. Not sure what the percentage is in agreeing with Sarah Palin, but Chuck's firmly aboard that train. But it's not like he doesn't have a plan of his own. He said that end of life counseling is appropriate, but that it's something that needs to be done twenty years before you die. So if anyone wants to know how to plan, apparently Sen. Grassley can predict the future.

Newt Gingrich is running for President so hard it's just silly. You know that he is because he denies that he is. And I'm going to go the extra mile and say that it was a mistake when his Business Defense and Advisory Council gave their Entrepreneur of the Year award to a porn producer. Though with the tit for tat culture in Washington... Nah, that's just too easy.

Then there was Rep. Joe Wilson who forgot to read the handout on Parliamentary procedure and mistook a joint session of Congress for an episode of The Jerry Springer Show. He said he didn't know better. He should have. And yes, he apologized. And no, I don't think he's really sorry.

I know for sure that Obama's speech on health care was good because Rush Limbaugh thought it was "disgusting, reprehensible, embarrassing, petulant, divisive and crude." And if there's anyone who knows about those qualities, it would be Limbaugh.

Sean Hannity celebrated eight years in radio syndication last week and gave his audience his heartfelt thanks. He said that he couldn't have done it without "his mobsters, his political terrorists and his Timothy McVeigh wannabes." He'd tell you he was trying to be funny by quoting snarky remarks made about his audience by their detractors. But, gee, he didn't qualify those statements in any way, so ... who knows?

Glenn Beck seems upset, too. I'm guessing it's because someone pointed out that he stole the character he plays on television from Andy Griffith's wonderful portrayal of 'Lonesome Rhodes' in Budd Schulberg's and Elia Kazan's "A Face In The Crowd." Check it out. You'll see that Glenn didn't invent that shallow self-important cartoon character. He merely brought it back to life.

The San Francisco radio station that carries Michael Savage's daily dirt-fest dropped his show. That's another reason to believe that San Francisco is one of the greatest cities in the country.

The Florida Republican Party's Chairman Jim Greer got idiots all over the country to keep their children from listening to the President of the United States speak. Yeah, like that was going to ruin their little minds more than being the spawn of their easily swayed parents. These people had no problem with Reagan talking to their kids. They had no problem with either Bush talking to their kids. Wonder if it had anything to do with those presidents not being black. Nah. That can't be it. This is America! And it's 2009!

And lastly, Obama looks like he's thinking of caving in to a few more of the wacky right wing's sour talking points. I wish he'd stop that. He's got enough support to go it alone. Then again, he is a lot smarter than I am, so he probably has a plan. But it does kind of feel like he's not trusting the millions who support him. He should. They're all still out there. But they need to know that all that they voted for is still on the agenda.

Yes they do.

Well, let's see... Cheney-wise, it was a good week. Nobody on any major news outlet interviewed him. So for a blissful few days his fear mongering and arrogance was not publicly validated by anyone...
Well, let's see... Cheney-wise, it was a good week. Nobody on any major news outlet interviewed him. So for a blissful few days his fear mongering and arrogance was not publicly validated by anyone...
 
 
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11:30 PM on 09/16/2009
Loved the title!

Loved the post!

Funny and intelligent observations.
08:50 PM on 09/16/2009
Excellent observations as always. Why can't life be simple?
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Is this creamy white enough for my micro bio....ch
01:20 PM on 09/16/2009
Now I don't even need to watch the speech.

If Rush is nauseous.............that's enough proof for me.

Mr. Richard "Dick" Cheney will be appearing Monday thru Saturdays at the Branson Missouri Playhouse till December. I find his brand of comedy particularly topical, self depreciating and Seinfeldian funny.
06:38 AM on 09/16/2009
Fine column, Dave, as usual. I envy your ability to monitor these fools. Hell, I can't even watch Fox. I blame it on a weak stomach.
12:46 AM on 09/16/2009
Dave, as always, you're right on target. I hope Chaney goes away forever. I love President Obama. He is a brilliant speaker and he has my vote. But now it's time to play"You Bet Your Life".
03:23 PM on 09/15/2009
Sorry, but you and Keith Olbermann give Glenn Beck way too much credit when you compare him to Lonesome Rhodes. That character was shrewder, more cunning, and a hell of a lot tougher than GB could ever hope to be. Lonesome Rhodes knew how to manipulate his way into the inner circles of the powerful and make them dance to his tune, Beck is just a sniveling little schlub who's nothing but a mouthpiece. To borrow a line from "City Slickers," Lonesome Rhodes craps bigger than Glenn Beck.
12:16 AM on 09/15/2009
This is my favorite post from you Dave! I laughed aloud many times, and as usual you make such smart and funny observations.
09:34 PM on 09/14/2009
Great! I often find myself thinking that the President must have a plan because if I were him, I would have every nut job that threatens me locked up. I think I would not put up with Sean Hannity blatantly misquoting me. I would shut him down. I would fight fire with fire. Then I think: I could never be President because I do not seek to control my temper as much as I should. Therefore, I have the utmost trust and respect for President Obama's judgement and I suspect he will take on the lying crazies at the proper time.