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David Horton

David Horton

Posted January 27, 2009 | 12:42 AM (EST)

Before Lincoln


I picture one of Obama's staff as a kind of ye olde town crier, with one of those ancient rolled up scrolls, a huge one, which is slowly unrolling across the floor as he reads out item after item from a list headed "Bad things done by the Bush administration that must be reversed, and good things not done by the Bush administration that must be done urgently", and after he reads out each item Barack Obama scribbles a note and hands it to another aide who rushes out of the Oval Office to take action.

Look I know it is a very big scroll, and there are so many urgent things on it that I bet Mr Obama already thinks he should legislate to double the number of hours in a day. And I bet he is getting constant buzzes on his Blackberry from people wanting their own pet item moved up to the top of the list. So I hesitate to make a special plea for mine, and anyway, for some unaccountable reason, I don't appear to be on the list of people who get issued with his Blackberry number.

But, just in case he is dropping in to check out my posts from time to time after hearing I had compared his gang to the gang from Wind in the Willows, here goes. I'd like him to sign an Executive Order forbidding the teaching of creationism (aka "Intelligent Design") in any American educational institutions. Look I know the people who have been teaching this ancient mythology are slow thinkers and have needed time to adjust. But the President could point out that this year marks the end of a changeover period of 150 years since the publication of Darwin's theory of evolution by natural selection, and 150 years is enough of a phase in time for even the slowest of thinkers among our fundamentalist brethren. He could also point out, as an admirer of Lincoln, that it has not been possible for an intelligent person to believe in creationism since a year and a half before Lincoln's inauguration. So enough is enough, time to move on.

Does it matter? Of course it matters. As a result of both shilly shallying, and active encouragement, from the conservatives, the number of Americans who don't understand evolution is growing in the 21st century. The fundamental basis of all the biological sciences is not accepted by large chunks of the population. Children are being taught that ancient middle eastern mythology has equal, if not greater weight, than the scientific studies of the last 150 years. Their understanding of the world around them, at a time of growing devastation of the biosphere, is hopelessly corrupted. No chance of encouraging conservation, or of fighting global warming, if large parts of the population think that god created the world in 6 days 6000 years ago.

And finally, I'm sure you are a man of your word, and when you said "We will restore science to its rightful place", you meant it. Hard to think of an action both symbolic and practical that would more clearly confirm your intention than of clearing out the ancient rubbish of creationism from American education. And would be another way of leading the world, since under Mr Bush's watch the insidious mental disease of creationism has been creeping into schools around the world.

Oh, and if you want some background reading Mr President, you will find plenty more on The Watermelon Blog to justify this bold and enlightened and courageous move. But (spoiler alert) you will find I am occasionally rude about creationists. You could be more gentle if you want to keep reaching out to these people even more than you have done by having Rick Warren at your party.

Oh, almost forgot, good job so far Mr President, an A+ I reckon on your first week's assignments. Keep up the good work.

 
 
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01:30 AM on 01/29/2009
Dear Dr. Horton,

No more I.D.? Makes sense to me! Agape, dap
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09:27 PM on 01/27/2009
David,
Excellent post. I shared it on my Facebook account and got quite a dialogue going. If you ever join FB friend me!
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David Horton
10:17 PM on 01/27/2009
Thanks very much for the kind words Steve, glad you enjoyed it. I'm not on Facebook, but all of my writing over many years is at http://www.blognow.com.au/mrpickwick/. You and your Facebook friends would be most welcome to subscribe on RSS or just drop by occasionally. There is a lot more about creationism and many other topics besides.
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David
10:40 AM on 01/27/2009
Not clear that it actually benefits the cause of clear headed thinking on evolution for Obama to misunderstand the power and role of the presidency. An executive order banning teaching something which is already banned by court decree would not have any direct effect. And might lead a later president to think he can make an executive order requiring such classes and therefore just overturn what Obama has done.

It is probably better for Obama to actually focus on the many things that are really the responsibility of his office.
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David Horton
02:16 PM on 01/27/2009
Hi Lon, and Veracitatus. Yes, I know Obama can't really do this, I was engaging in a little hyper-reality thought game. But a powerful statement from him, using the context of his "putting away childish things" statement, would do much to turn the tide of creationism that has been sweeping schools in America and around the world.
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Freesia2
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06:13 AM on 01/27/2009
Good Morning Mr. Horton. I enjoyed your article. I was up reading it after praying in the dark that my husband would quit snoring.

I am a person of faith (not a fundamentalist, just your run of the mill Christian who believes in the peaceful "don't throw rocks" side of Christ. Which I think was the whole point of his visit. I think the fundamentalists didn't get the memo - it's called The New Testament)....but I am a person of faith who agrees that creationism doesn't belong in a science class. Much of the creation account in the Bible is metaphor I think - not a lie, just a poetic way of explaining how we came to be. I don't think religion and science are mutually exclusive, but I do think that science class is just that. And it should be left to science teachers. And I believe the curiosity and discovery of science is in itself a gift from our creator. To dismiss it is to dismiss the gift of intelligence we've been given. By design.

Oh and not all people of faith are slow thinkers. ;-) They just believe something different from you. But somehow in the evolutionary process some lost their common sense gene.
04:41 AM on 01/27/2009
It's too bad Obama can't just wave a wand and enact that kind of rule. It would make life better if he could in this case in particular. Perhaps he can, however, make a rule about federal monies reaching school districts. Cut back funding to public school districts that include creationism (and its Trojan horse substitutes) or any attempt to include creationism in science classes.

You still have a big problem with religious-affiliated private schools, particularly in southern states. Stories of biology classes without mention of evolution but liberal doses of creationism abound. It makes one sick to think of the wasting of those innocent minds.

Keep up the pressure David
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01:38 AM on 01/27/2009
Darwin and Lincoln were born on the same day, weren't they?
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01:49 AM on 01/27/2009
Yes.
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David Horton
01:58 AM on 01/27/2009
Yes, part of the motive for my post. It's one of those curious historical coincidences that make you (well, me) hug yourself with joy when you first hear it.