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David Horton

David Horton

Posted: February 23, 2008 05:13 PM

The worst of times, the best


The Beethoven piano sonatas, pianist Louis Kentner once said, should be presented to the first Martian visitor to our planet as proof of what human civilization is capable of. Here, friend, we should say to the little green men. This is the best of us.

And I wondered what else we could give these little green women to show off. They will have been watching us for a while, cautiously, will have seen us destroying the environment of our world, seen us going to war, seen us hating, torturing, neglecting, damaging our fellow human beings. Seen us blindly following imaginary gods while rejecting the work of our best and brightest scientists.

So this better be good (and portable, can't give them Chartres cathedral, or a Rolls Royce, or Paleolithic cave art, or Hidcote Garden):

A Beethoven Sonata
A Puccini opera
A Shakespeare play
A Jane Austin novel
A Charles Dickens novel
The Magna Carta
The American Declaration of Independence
The Australian electoral commission rules
The Gettysburg address
Newton's Principia
Darwin's Origin of Species
Einstein's General relativity
A Rembrandt painting
A Van Gogh painting
A Stradivarius violin
A Faberge egg
A Tiffany Lampshade
A 'Peace' rose
A Cocker Spaniel
A Sebright bantam
A Bach concerto
An illuminated manuscript
A Macintosh computer
A poem by Keats
A song by the Beatles
Venus de Milo
Michelangelo's David
Rodin's Burghers
Silent Spring
Walden Pond
Pepys Diary
Ann Frank's Diary
A Mozart Symphony
A Michael Leunig cartoon
A Molly Ivins column
A Christopher Cooper column
A Phillip Adams column
A Meissen porcelain figure
A Bolshoi Swan Lake


There, that's my lot. What do you think would make the Little Green Men (and Women) want to have dinner with us rather than exterminating us? We talk every day about what is the worst of us. What is the best of us?


Modesty prevents me including the Watermelon Blog in the list. But green on the outside red on the inside would certainly make those green persons feel right at home. Just saying.

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08:23 AM on 02/24/2008
'Walden' by H.D. Thoreau, or a postcard perhaps,
but NOT THE POND, please. We would miss it so!

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08:26 AM on 02/24/2008
Oh, and please include Mozart's Clarinet Concerto.
10:30 AM on 02/24/2008
Dear Doofus,

Maybe it would be a good idea to take the little green People to Walden pond so they could live deliberately for a while? Then see what they had learned? Agape.
12:19 PM on 02/24/2008
As people in these parts fondly remember, all the while H.D. resided in his tiny cabin, he still brought his laundry home to Mom.
12:54 AM on 02/24/2008
and...
Navajo blanket
Inca gold figurine
Plato's Dialogues
Tao te Ching
Poems of Basho
Hokusai Print
Poems of Rumi
Rublev Icon
Galileo's telescope
Penicillin
Moon rock
Human Genome Map
01:19 AM on 02/24/2008
Dear Brother stevesrant,

Seems we're in the same stream of consciousness on this one. Agape. P&L!
02:24 PM on 02/24/2008
Yes it does! (read your post below) The sheer wonder of it all.. My wife was questioning the use of 'the west'. After deciding it means Europe, the colonized Americas and part of the Middle East, and 'east' means China, Japan and India, it became clear to me that half the world's people and their cultures have essentially never existed for us imperial, European egoists. (The continents of North and South America, Africa and Australia, southeast and northern Asia.) This has certainly changed in the last fifty years, but our language still reflects this old bias. Agape, P&L, S.
02:30 PM on 02/24/2008
The point (of my post just above or below this) is that even giving equal weight to 'west' AND 'east' still leaves out half of the cultures on the planet. S.
11:51 PM on 02/23/2008
Blade Runner (Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep)
Sarum
A Canticle for Leibowitz (Walter Miller Jr.)
The Long and Winding Road (McCartney)
The Night Watch by Rembrandt
The Short Stories of Larry Niven
that movie by Kevin Kline where he pretended to be the President

All masterpieces of the West, but the West was great
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08:51 PM on 02/23/2008
CITIZEN KANE

Marvin Gaye's "What's Goin' On"

A Renoir painting

ONE FROGGY EVENING

A Verdi opera

A Euripides play

A Goya painting

DREAM OF THE RED CHAMBER

A PRINCE VALIANT strip

Bartok's "Concerto for Orchestra"

"What Becomes of the Broken-Hearted"

IKIRU

DUCK AMUCK

TWIN PEAKS

"Red River Valley"

BROKEN BLOSSOMS

A Buster Keaton movie

A Gainsborough painting

Frederick Douglass' autobiography

J. Bronowski's THE ASCENT OF MAN

The Grimm brothers' fairy tales

THE ARABIAN NIGHTS

"Missa Luba"

THE ADVENTURES OF HUCKLEBERRY FINN

ONE HUNDRED YEARS OF SOLITUDE

MOBY-DICK

THE GREAT GATSBY

PORGY & BESS

A painting by Lawren Harris (or any of Canada's Group of Seven)

A Tommy Makem album

Ice cream

An electric car

The Bhagavad Gita

A Sholom Aliechem story

An Isaac Bashevis Singer story

An Edgar Allen Poe story

A Katherine Anne Porter story

A Robert Frost poem

A William Butler Yeats poem

A Sappho poem

ULYSSES
01:04 AM on 02/24/2008
I'm really down with the Marvin Gay's "What's Going On"

Renoir's "Luncheon of the Boating Party" is one of my favorites. Yet, Georges Seurat's (post impressionist) "A Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte" is my all time favorite. It is something to behold.
07:42 PM on 02/23/2008
Add "The Huffingtonpost" to that list.

O, Desiderata, you are such a brownie.
03:06 PM on 02/24/2008
I don't know . . . I think the celebrity news sections would cause them to melt something.
07:07 PM on 02/23/2008
Aesthetics, eh?

How about The 'CardioWest' temporary Total Artificial Heart (TAH‑t) was developed from the *Jarvik-7*?

Just a though, my mind is a flood with'em right now.
06:41 PM on 02/23/2008
These are great examples of what European civilizations are capable of. How about showing them some African art, blues music, the technological and civic advancements of ancient Arabs, images of Mayan temples, Chinese dynasties, etc.? It's a big planet, dude.
09:56 PM on 02/23/2008
Dear grapecranberry.

I was thinking the same thing.

It is one of the reasons my mind became a flood with thoughts, due to Dr. Horton's wonderfully aesthetic post.

It does point to the unrecognised and oft hurtful biases we in the West carry towards Humanity as a whole, I believe this meme is a remnant of religious dogma and antiquated theological and philosophical constructs.

It's hard to break these old bad habits.

Agape. (Love in fellowship of our shared fragile Humanity)
03:03 PM on 02/24/2008
These lists of all the great stuff are good: I think we should get a big ol' suitcase and pack it full of books and cds and paintings and hand it over. Don't forget Bob Dylan's Blood on the Tracks. Oh, and Casablanca.

I know how some will carp about representing everyone on every continent and every race, so make it a big, big ol' suitcase and then you can include Wiki the Estonian Nose Piper (perhaps her classic 3rd album).

Really, though, if you had to choose, present the martians with a video of that guy who dove into the icy Potomac to rescue the struggling passenger after the plane crash. That's what makes us something other than an advanced ape.
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12:17 AM on 02/24/2008
Dear Mr/Ms Cranberry, or may I call you Grape? You are quite right, it is a very big world. My version of the War of the Worlds has the Martians landing in either North America, Europe, or Australia. If instead they choose to land in Africa, Asia, or South America, then I'm afraid some citizen of those regions is going to have to decide what they should show off to impress the visitors. I'm not familiar enough with the cultures of those regions to make rational choices (have enough trouble trying to come up with a non-infinite list from the West). But also I'm an inheritor of western culture. I know it is possible to educate yourself to appreciate other cultures, but I haven't, and I'm not sure how far it is possible to discard your own cultural environment and deeply and meaningfully acquire another.

I was just hoping to stimulate a bit of thought about the good things we do as a human species. What other things make you proud to be Homo sapiens. And hopefully, as the Earth rotates on its axis, yet again, people who are proud of the achievements of their branch of wise humans, will let me know what they are.

Incidentally I deliberately haven't included film or television having considered them elsewhere, and not wanting to produce an infinitely long list.

http://www.blognow.com.au/mrpickwick/42202/50_movies.html and
http://www.blognow.com.au/mrpickwick/69444/The_box_match.html