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Romney Forecloses on Big Bird

Posted: 10/05/2012 6:40 pm

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During the first presidential debate, Governor Mitt Romney and President Barack Obama squared off on the economy. One of the questions from moderator Jim Lehrer was how the two men would handle the country's federal deficit.

It's an important question that voters will have to consider when Election Day rolls around in November. Romney handled it by saying he would cut subsidies to various government programs. One of those cuts would be PBS -- home to one of Movoto Real Estate's favorite TV shows, Sesame Street.

According to a transcript of the debate by ABC, Romney said:

"I'm sorry, Jim, I'm going to stop the subsidy to PBS. I'm going to stop other things. I like PBS, I love Big Bird. Actually [I] like you, too. But I'm not going to -- I'm not going to keep on spending money on things to borrow money from China to pay for. That's number one."

We're all for figuring out how to cut the deficit, but his comments got us interested in how Romney's living situation stacks up with that of Big Bird.

What did we learn? It should come as no surprise that Big Bird's nest is quaint compared to Romney's living situation. In fact, we learned that Big Bird's nest would fit inside Romney's proposed La Jolla mansion a mere 495 times.

Here's How We Did It

To figure out how many times Big Bird's abode could be crammed inside Romney's mansion, we needed to know two things:

  1. The size of Big Bird's nest
  2. The size of Romney's mansion


A Big Bird Needs a Big Nest

There is a lot of debate over what type of fowl Big Bird is. In the past he's called himself a condor. However, we believe our favorite Sesame Street denizen isn't quite mean enough to be a condor. Instead, we decided he was a canary. Also read: Our valuation of Sesame Street in the real world.

Once we knew what type of bird Big Bird was, it was relatively easy to calculate the size of his nest.

First, we figured out Big Bird's size (8 feet, 2 inches) compared to the typical size of a canary. Along with this, we learned the size of a typical canary nest (about 4 inches in diameter). This allowed us to calculate the ratio of Big Bird to the average canary, and Big Bird's nest to the average canary nest size.

After we sent the numbers to our resident math guru, he informed us that Big Bird lives in a modest 23-square-foot nest. Which makes sense, given that he's not known to throw his bling around.

Romneyize Big Bird

Once we calculated the size of Big Bird's digs, we turned to Romney's proposed mansion.
Earlier this year the Movoto blog team created a calculator to let people know how many times their home would fit in Romney's proposed mansion. (If you're curious, you can find the calculator here.)

For those too busy to click on the link, the Romneys' proposed beachfront mansion is expected to consist of 11,062 square feet of living space. For reference, 6.5 of the average American house would fit inside.

Also: Must Try: Romneyize Your Own House

Editor's Note: Movoto blogger Kristin Crosier contributed to this post.

 

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11:02 AM on 10/08/2012
Vote Republican and Medicare will share the same fate as Big Bird.
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Ron Styrker
Drag liberals face down on the road of truth.
06:03 PM on 10/08/2012
You are confused.

Obama wants to take $718 billion from Medicare and give it to Obamacare. He destroys senior savings accounts with his fiscal policy, now he wants to ration medical care.
If Obamacare is so good, why his family, members of Congress, campaign supporters, and the state of Nevada exempt from his butcher's knife?
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Rochelle Schwalbe
birdqueen
08:48 AM on 10/08/2012
Lets have a contest between Mitts dancing horse and Big Bird. Lets give big bird the amount the Mitt man uses as a deduction fro his hidden taxes. I am sure PBS could put the money to better use then the Mitt man. My money is on Big Bird to out dance the silly horse, Go Big Bird.
08:11 AM on 10/07/2012
Pbs is much like the rest of tv 3/4s ads and reran content. Nature used to be new every week, now you may get 2 new shows every year.
I think tv gets too much welfare for poor content.
CognitoErgoSum
CogitoErgoSum was taken when I signed up.
01:01 AM on 10/08/2012
You obviously don't watch public television, do you? For low income children, PBS Kids, which runs in the morning is often the only preschool they get. The news in less sensationalized and more in-depth and they run some excellent series, as well as foreign shows.
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neillevine
want to go into waterwheel business
04:38 PM on 10/06/2012
Big Bird needs to clean up his act. Anyone living on worms and nesting in dirt, grass, twigs and human leftovers has got a lot of explaining to do. And when will he grow up anyway?
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Zimpod
Lemony fresh victory shall be mine!
03:51 PM on 10/06/2012
Romney will gut PBS but personally takes a $70,000.00 tax write off for his dancing horse. What a guy!
02:17 PM on 10/07/2012
That's 77, 000 dollars, that's more than a deduction for a child, imagine how many kids you'd have to have to get that kinda deduction. The Duggars would not get that kinda deduction and the octomom would have to be pregnant about 9 times delivering just under 8 kids a whack.
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demisfine
Often correct, NEVER right.
02:40 PM on 10/06/2012
Pay to play, the republican way.
The only voices heard, the only stories presented to the public will be those that corporations with be money want you to hear.
No stories about global warming.
Nothing about greenhouse gases.
Nothing about Fracking concerns.
Nothing about union workers rights, women's rights, healthcare.
The Koch boys could tell you everything you need to know.
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demisfine
Often correct, NEVER right.
02:34 PM on 10/06/2012
Mitt Romney is a fraud.
He proclaimed himself to be "severely conservative".
He refused to accept $1 of income via taxation for $10 of spending cuts during the republican primary debates.
Now, in his role as a moderate leaning, cooperative Republican, he is going after PBS funding, while promoting $2 Billion in defense spending the Pentagon has NOT requested.
Mitt is is Fraud.
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Jill from NYC
Kiss my microbio.
01:25 PM on 10/06/2012
Trying to balance the budget by cutting PBS is like trying to lose weight by cutting your toenails.
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12:32 PM on 10/06/2012
Well PBS programming is one thing available that would get me to consider dropping cable.
So that interferes with corporate money making.
Also there is more thought provoking informative television there than anywhere else on TV-though it does frighten me that the Koch brothers are now sponsoring NOVA.
Mitt and his one per centers fear nothing more than an informed public-one that can spot the difference between lies and the truth.
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standup11
Some people just never learn.
12:29 PM on 10/06/2012
Conservatives hate PBS and NPR, they consider them too liberal. And Big Bird - he believes in getting kids to read, cons would rather have a dumb, endless pool of labor to feed their greed machine. The more one reads, the more you can understand conservatism favors a select few.

If Romney is elected he will be one of the most anti-education presidents ever. And his rightwingnut buddies will try to pound liberalism to dust.
07:40 PM on 10/06/2012
I know, they just hate those gay guys Bert & Ernie too!
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Ron Styrker
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11:15 AM on 10/06/2012
It is time for Big Bird to support himself instead of getting handouts. Times have changed. Birdseed is too expensive.
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01:10 PM on 10/06/2012
Its time for vacant greedy people like Romney and his admirers to examine their lives and mature beyond adolescence. Big Bird and PBS make such people feel small; that is why they despise education generally.
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Ron Styrker
Drag liberals face down on the road of truth.
03:04 PM on 10/06/2012
It is the left that is jealous of success. They think they deserve more, but they have a problem, they can't earn it.
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demisfine
Often correct, NEVER right.
02:36 PM on 10/06/2012
The UK supports and promotes the BBC.
Do you know why?
Because untethered news services are free to cover all angles of stories.
We cannot be so blinded by capitalism that we lose sight of free and fair dialogue and our ability to question authority.
Lesser nations can do it.
So should we.
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Ron Styrker
Drag liberals face down on the road of truth.
03:10 PM on 10/06/2012
The United States has the First Amendment. This is a problem for the left. Liberals used to total control of the message, now they do not.
Why doesn't the left want to compete on the field of ideas?
10:33 AM on 10/06/2012
A little more advertising on PBS won't hurt a thing. Plenty more watch ad laden television than wwatch PBS now. We're used to having our news/entertainment delivered this way.
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01:12 PM on 10/06/2012
Having attention spans segmented into 12 minute intervals produces attentions which are deficient and easily conditioned into blind consumerism.
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demisfine
Often correct, NEVER right.
02:38 PM on 10/06/2012
When you accept ad money, you also become accountable to the sponsors.
If you do something with which they disagree, they threaten to pull the funds you require.
Open, free, fair access to stories becomes limited.
Need proof?
Look up the story about the congressman in NY who threatened to pull all his ads from a local TV station because they were going to air his opponent's debate.
The BBC is supported by the UK.
The Birts understand and accept the need to support this vital service.
We should, too.
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Carl Caroli
I just don't understand people
08:28 AM on 10/06/2012
We're gonna cut big bird so we can invade Iran. That's what he wanted to say.
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xxixpines
Truth often causes wailing and gnashing of teeth
08:22 AM on 10/06/2012
It is exactly how Romney would handle the economy. Take down all the big birds while leaving all the big corp pals with thier perks and entitlements.
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arcanumseeker
Is it schizoid paranoia or just existential blues?
12:15 PM on 10/06/2012
Yes, we need to stop educational and informative programming to the 99%. Unfortunately, it has fostered Critical Thinking in the Masses and we simply cannot have that, too many people are Waking Up.
01:26 AM on 10/06/2012
Romney is doing big bird a favor . So much more money could be made on his own, rather than having PBS beg for money ,keeping a management fee , then tossing some small amount BB's way.
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tuttlemsm
Frustrating, isn't it?
04:17 AM on 10/06/2012
Yeah, everything would be better privatized and commercialized. Except when the profit motive contradicts the educational motive.
04:56 PM on 10/06/2012
hum a few more bars on that one.if you would.
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espressobeans
. . . just saying it like it is.
07:56 AM on 10/06/2012
I would feel so much better knowing that my tax money, yes I do pay federal income tax, more than twice the rate Romney pays and trust me, I don't make twice the money, but yes, I would feel so much better knowing that direct government spending for this program or that program has been diverted to some friend of some Republican politician.

It is twisted to say you are doing people a favor by ignoring their economic situation. If you see a hungry person do you tell them to pray for food?
04:32 PM on 10/06/2012
that's a beautiful thing and you can do that of your own free will with like minded people either as an individual or as a group. Why filter the effort through a government monolith.
The argument is not whether to help people in need, or pursue technologies, it's who does it and how it's done that's debatable.
05:48 PM on 10/06/2012
if there has to be a tax on earning ,doesn't a flat tax make sense? 15% has a good feel to it. Let's say , Bill Clinton , Snoop Dawg and Mitt Romney each make 20 mil a year , Our neighbor makes 100k and at some point under that, you get a participation trophy in that the percentage goes down. Everybody pays something.
Bill , Snoop and Mitt pay 3 million each, the neighbor pays 15k each, I'm good with that, what's your thoughts on flat tax?

"but yes, I would feel so much better knowing that direct government spending for this program or that program has been diverted to some friend of some Republican politician."
like Solydra or GE? In Chicago , it's a way of life, "The Chicago Way" and there hasn't been a Republican voted into office in Cook County in 70 years.
And if you see a hungry person, buy him some food, or you can feel good about yourself knowing that you voted for a shlub that promises to take somebody else's money away and build some monstrosity whose purpose is to maintain power and employ political friends.and maybe, in the process, throw a crust of bread to a hungry person.
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