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06/21/2013 01:28 pm ET Updated Aug 20, 2013

7 Things Baseball Needs to Do

First of all, let's be clear about our task. We're not stubborn or deluded or cantankerous enough to waste time ranting against the obvious culprits -- e.g., the designated hitter rule, double-knit uniforms (as opposed to flannel), inter-league play and doing away with Sunday double-headers.

While all of those phenomena represent monumentally stupid and venal changes, they've been around too long and have been embraced by too many loyal fans to be changed at this late date. The jury has spoken. The verdict is in. The die is cast. On the other hand, if aluminum bats are ever introduced to Major League baseball, I will not stop writing my congressman until my fingers are bloody.

Here are seven changes baseball should consider adopting. None of them are earth-shattering or of profound importance. They won't alter or improve the game. All they will do is give Major League baseball more credibility and make it more "likeable."

1. Jewelry must be banned. Gold necklaces have no place on a baseball diamond. How professional baseball players first decided to trick themselves out in women's finery remains a mystery. In any event, it must be prohibited.

2. Players need to choke up on the bat. Granted, power hitters get paid more than slap-hitters, but not everyone was put on earth to hit home runs. At the very least, choking-up will result in striking-out less and putting the ball in play more, which, as any baseball fan will tell you, is definitely good. If Tony Gwynn, Rod Carew and Ishiro Suzuki taught us anything, it's that it's all about bat control.

3. Practice bunting. No it's not glamorous, and no, it probably won't add dollars to your contract, but bunting does help your team win -- and that should be reward enough. Bunting is an integral part of the game, a skill that should be perfected. Also, some players are so awkward at the plate, they look like my grandma trying to bunt and she's an 88-year-old. It's embarrassing.

4. Teams should stop giving foul balls to spectators, as if this were some sort of sports emporium rather than a ballpark. Practically every time a foul ball is hit down the line, the ball boy or ball girl snatches it up and hands it to someone sitting near the rail. These ain't kewpie dolls to be handed out by some transient shill at a neighborhood carnival. These are regulation baseballs. They're equipment. They're being actively used in a game. By rights, they don't become souvenirs until they land in the stands.

5. Don't take a ball out of play just because it hit the dirt. It's so tiresome to see catchers exchange balls every time their pitcher short-arms one. Really? Has the game become so antiseptic that these men can't play with a ball that momentarily touched the earth? And please don't say a ball that touches dirt gives the pitcher an advantage. If that were true, the ump would call for the ball whenever a throw short-hopped the first baseman.

6. Put the camera directly behind home plate for part of the game. It's a great angle from which to watch the action. We're not suggesting eliminating the centerfield camera, only to mix it up a bit and allow us to watch the game from a different vantage point. It's amazing what a change it makes.

7. Encourage players not to congratulate each other for simply doing their job. A batter who moves a runner from second to third on a ground-out is greeted in the dugout as if he just hit a home run in the World Series. It's High-Five City. Players are supposed to be able to move runners over; it's part of being a professional hitter. All that an exaggerated response to a fielder's choice does is cheapen the game.

David Macaray, an LA playwright and author (It's Never Been Easy: Essays on Modern Labor 2nd edition), was a former union rep.