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David Murray

Posted March 17, 2009 | 01:23 PM (EST)

Chicago Cars: Which is the Ugliest of Them All?


For years this titanic rust bucket has been parked around the corner from where I live, in West Town.

You'd think I'd get used to it, but I always crack up when I see it, because it's parked in front of the neatest little pin of a condo building, and I can imagine the neighbors cursing and plotting and lobbying the alderman, whose hands are tied on this one.

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I'm no snob, myself. I'm the proud owner of a dog-eared 1964 International Harvester Scout. One afternoon a couple of years ago, the owner of this Edmond Fitzgerald-on-wheels and I happened to be at the local Marathon, each pumping good gas after bad. I gave him a little nod and a brotherly grin.

His contemptuous return stare said, "As if."

This fellow must think he has the ugliest rig in Chicago.

And maybe he does. But this is a big town, and that's a proud title. Let's make him earn it.

Let's have a contest, for Ugliest Car in Chicago. In the comments below, post a link to a photo of your favorite Chicago or suburban neighborhood beast, and we'll put it up for a democratic HuffPo Chicago vote.

The winner gets the intrinsic satisfaction of knowing he or she has identified--or, even owns--the very Ugliest Car in Chicago.

And the poor fastidious condo owners will get to say, "You think this is ugly . . .."

 
 
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10:15 PM on 03/25/2009
Wow that Crew Cab Big Dually with the custom body is really a piece of work.
For more ugly cars in and around Chicagoland check out my blog CrazyCar.com.
Larry
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David Murray
11:29 AM on 03/26/2009
Great site, Larry. I'm an old car guy too. See old Scout in this video:

http://writingboots.typepad.com/writing_boots/2009/03/murrayspromofilm.html
02:56 PM on 03/26/2009
Thanks for the nice words David, I try.
On further examination the vehicle pictured is a Chevy Crew Cab pickup body mounted on a medium duty chassis. The only thing to make it cooler would be if it were Detroit Diesel burning home brew bio-diesel.
As a self appointed expert in these things I would say it is the ugliest vehicle currently being driven on the pockmarked roads of our town. I have nothing to compete with it.
Larry
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p.s. where might it live I would like to capture its image and add it to my collection
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David Murray
09:43 AM on 03/20/2009
The contest remains open—the Ugliest Car in Chicago must be earned every day—but it appears the Suburban is the reining heavyweight champeen.
01:55 PM on 03/17/2009
I one ton club cab Suburban....Yep that bad boy is one ugly Mo Fo! lol. A 64 Cornbinder is a cool truck. I had a 67 International Pickup. You could not break that thing. It would not die.