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Best Of 2010: JOKES

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"Knock, knock?"
"Who's there?"
"Another great year-end list!"
"Another great year-end list? Boy, am I glad to see you!"

From President Obama to sports, sometimes it almost seemed like there were too many things to joke about in 2010. Professional funnymen like Jay Leno and Jimmy Fallon had their hands full with their evening monologues because of all the news stories and items of interest they needed to joke about. But that's 2010 in a nutshell: The sum total of all events that occurred during it.

Without any further ado, here are the TOP TEN JOKES OF 2010:

#10: What's Barack Obama's favorite panel in a Garfield comic? THE DEATH PANEL.

#9: "Ms. Jones, I figured out what was wrong with your toilet -- it was clogged. You see, the economy was in it."

#8: I was going to buy a Wikibathtub, until I heard that it Wikileaks.

#7: "Did you hear about the The Social Network?" "No, but I read about it ... on Facebook."

#6: "Would you like to go to a fun party?" "Sure, what kind of party is it?" "THE TEA PARTY."

#5: Didja hear the one about the guy who pulled out a magic marker and scribbled all over his iPad? He thought it was a real pad!

#4: Say, didja also hear the one about how George W. Bush beat Barack Obama in a game of basketball? Bush scored more DECISION POINTS.

#3: What do the midterm elections and loud heavy metal music have in common? They both give President Obama a headache.

#2: What did the salad say to the BP oil spill? "Hey, wait a minute, you're not salad dressing!"

#1: Why didn't the Chilean miners go to the dirty picture show? Because it said No Minors Allowed (but they thought it was "Miners").