Stranger Things: Night Three of the RNC

I have been watching the RNC for the past few nights, listening carefully to every single word that has been said and to my amazement, beyond the endless hyperbole, imbecilic accusations, head-spinning lies and the EPCOT moving sidewalk parade of immediate, cosmetically enhanced relatives of the candidate who are standing in for anyone credible or experienced which includes past presidents and the Governor of the state that is hosting the event, it turns out that I was wrong.

I thought for sure that I was never going to hear one single idea, plan or carefully spelled out agenda to explain exactly how the GOP plans to make America great again.

But I'll be damned.

They proved me wrong.

So for those of you who were repelled by the broadcast or simply could not control their gag reflex at the sight of yet another interview with a wild eyede cheerleader/delegate in a cowboy hat festooned with pictures of Chachi Arcola who long after her seventh margarita of the night will still be chanting "lock her up," I thought I would share with you the long list of Mr. Trumps thoughts and philosophies that is proof positive of what this party truly stands for.

And here is the list:

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And most of all:

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Feel free to keep this list close at hand to take with you into the voting booth when you need to remember what the Republican Party of 2016, just like the Republican Party of the last 8 years, plans to do for you.

And God Bless America.