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Native American Author: Books I'm Not Thankful For

Posted: 11/21/2011 2:03 pm

One of the great things about being Native American is that people always ask, "what do you Indians do on Thanksgiving?" That's a complicated question to answer when you consider that a) Squanto's first words to the English pilgrims were "Hello, Englishmen." In English. And that b) when Lincoln inaugurated the holiday in November 1863 as a way to heal the Union, that very Union was killing over 400 Shoshone men, women and children in Idaho during the Bear Creek Massacre.

After having just survived all the Pocahontas outfits on display during Halloween we now have to endure turkey-feather headdresses on school children and the annual Cowboys football game on the holiday itself. The result: irony. So, as an Indian and a novelist and a professor of literature, a better question might be: what do Native American like to read on Thanksgiving that you are (ironically) "thankful" for. Here, then, are some books that I am "thankful" for. Enjoy the turkey.

Stephanie Meyer's "Twilight"
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My favorite book and the one for which I am the most thankful because it reminds readers that all of us look better with our shirts off as we discuss the legends of our elders.
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One of the great things about being Native American is that people always ask, "what do you Indians do on Thanksgiving?" That's a complicated question to answer when you consider that a) Squanto's fir...
One of the great things about being Native American is that people always ask, "what do you Indians do on Thanksgiving?" That's a complicated question to answer when you consider that a) Squanto's fir...
 
 
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LabRat
Common sense ain't
10:48 AM on 12/06/2011
Richard Castle? Really?
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satanlite
If ur neibor wtchs Fox Nws wtch ur neibor
12:59 PM on 11/29/2011
Just seeing the cover of the "Real Book" made lmao...
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thinkingwomanmillstone
My life is microbiodegradable.
09:18 AM on 11/29/2011
The Bible...it gave its followers the idea that all of the world and mastery over its pagan peoples were owed to them and promised them by their God.
02:04 PM on 11/28/2011
Well said!
12:32 PM on 11/28/2011
Didn't know that about Dickens. Wow.
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12:04 PM on 11/28/2011
Read 1491, it is much more relvant to the Americas' Indian civilization and expericence with Europeans and the explanation of the decimation of Old World diseases caused the Indian populations throughout North and South America. It explains why some of the the cultures and populations looked the way they did after Colombus's so-called discovery. Granted, there was much more disease plagues upon the the American Indians to come but there were actually great cilivlization before dirty, unhealthy European ancestors landed on the New World soil.
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09:17 PM on 11/27/2011
Native Americans called the turkey, Moby Duck (joke of course): that is where the name Moby Dick comes from, it's was an error of translation.
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09:14 PM on 11/27/2011
It's both mind-blowing' and perhaps futile' to mention the fact that if Christopher Columbus had not found land that day or the following, his men would have turned back and perhaps mutinied.
The Americas would not have been found by Europeans before several more centuries, to the delight of the Native Americans, who may not have developed any new or greater civilizations, but ...
If it hadn't been for the queen of Spain, Columbus would not had left; the king was against it.
Columbus could only find mercenaries, criminals and other ruffians to make up his crew.
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We'll steer by the beacon of our 100 year forecast
11:57 AM on 01/02/2012
And since European progress only started to accelerate after they found America, those several centuries might have stretched longer still. Even something as simple as the potato was vital to European nutrition but only discovered in America.
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01:20 PM on 01/02/2012
Good point, but Europe had been through many other ordeals and would have found other solutions.
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perturbedintexas
Voting for the Muslim socialist dude from Kenya
04:09 PM on 11/26/2011
I remember a saying often heard during my anthropology years: "Dogs have fleas, Indians have anthropologist."
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08:41 PM on 11/27/2011
Yes and the reason why Indians were here first is because they had Reservations.
12:23 PM on 11/26/2011
Mr. Treuer, I'm thankful for your article and your humor. I'm also thankful that though your great society has been virtually wiped out by the primitives of history, American Indians still remain to speak for that history. Your people still have much to teach us.
03:58 AM on 11/26/2011
My additions: "Little House on the Prairie": Because in it we learn that you can smell the savages even before they invade your log cabin.
"Touch The Earth": because it inspired millions of wannbes to suddenly proclaim their "Cherokee Great-Grandmothers"
"The Book of Mormon": because now countless white missionaries have invaded Indian reservations with a gospel that promises white delightsomeness to dark-skinned Lamanites who repent.
Anything by Carlos Casteneda: because "Don Juan", the Yaqui sorcerer, was completely MADE UP, yet inspires new-agers everywhere to this day to practice ersatz "Indian shamanism."
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11:37 AM on 11/25/2011
"Native Americans" applied to the Indian population is a misnomer. Anyone born in the United States is a native of the country. I interviewed American Indian Activist Russell Means for "The Progressive Magazine" and he stated that they prefer to be called American Indians.

Means was involved in the Second Wounded Knee fight in 1973 and was a co-leader with Dennis Banks in the American Indian Movement. He went on to an acting career and played Chingachgook in "The Last of the Mohicans." He stated in a separate interview that he and the rest of the American Indians in the cast were treated in a sub-par fashion.

Remember: AMERICAN INDIAN
09:25 PM on 11/25/2011
It's true that most indigenous Americans (my term of choice) self-identify generally as 'Indians' and more specifically by the names of their respective tribes, but most indigenous people I know don't have any problem with the phrase "Native American." After all, "Indian" is a much older misnomer, a mistake of the 'great explorer' who piloted his ship to Hispaniola and thought he was near Asia--and proceded to enslave the people who welcomed him...
04:00 AM on 11/26/2011
That is true; the National Congress of the American Indian and the American Indian Movement (and the formal legal names of most tribes) make "Indian" a standard term. But on the other hand, Russell Means is a royal jerk who has little respect among Indians, and LOTS of doting non-Indian acolytes.
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ChrisRoberts
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10:51 AM on 11/27/2011
Matthew - Means helped rise up a movement. The title of his autobiography, "Where White Men Fear to Tread" ("doting non-Indian acolytes") says it all and he has earned the right to state that he prefers "American Indian." I interviewed him at the Pine Ridge Reservation and saw for myself his authenticity. Another term he used for himself was American Patriot and he is certainly all of that.
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08:48 PM on 11/24/2011
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this is a link about the first thanksgiving.
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08:04 PM on 11/24/2011
American attitudes about and treatment of the Native Americans make it impossible for me to admire even those we've all been told to adulate--our Revolutionary War heroes and our Founding Fathers. Such a shameful history doesn't inspire confidence, and the continued struggle between those who want to create a society that is kind to all and those who would abuse and exploit others is depressing.

I'm expecting several accusations now regarding my lack of "patriotism."
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elbeas
Pragmatista sinistra
08:44 PM on 11/24/2011
No accusations here. You just reminded me of one of Gandhi's quips. During his tour of England, one of the journalists asked him what he thought of western civilization. He is reported to have replied, "I think it's a wonderful idea".
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reasonshouldrule
09:11 PM on 11/24/2011
LOL! Gandhi said some of the most wonderful things, and his sense of humor was exceptional. Thanks for that quote.
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mu chowdhury
Truth is elusive
05:51 AM on 11/27/2011
Great post !! Faved.