"American Idiot": What Should Be Stephen Colbert's Campaign Song?

I think I speak for all Americans -- okay, for literally dozens of them -- when I say the prospect of Stephen Colbert formally entering the Republican race makes it feels a lot like the day before it's morning in America again.
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I think I speak for all Americans -- okay, for literally dozens of them -- when I say the prospect of Stephen Colbert formally entering the Republican race makes it feels a lot like the day before it's morning in America again. I cannot wait to support and even give some of my own non-Bain capital to Colbert -- a man who has the potential to be the funniest candidate for President since Michele "Shecky" Bachmann left the race, presumably and work out some new material in the Far Right comedy clubs. Here then -- for Mr. Colbert and Jon Stewart who controls his super PAC -- are some right-minded suggestions for campaign theme songs that will help the candidate establish a deeper rapport with the American people - or is that a report?

As always, please add your own potential Colbert campaign songs below

AMERICAN IDIOT - Green Day
EMINENCE FRONT - The Who
FOR THE LOVE OF MONEY - The O'Jays
MONEYGRABBER - Fitz & The Tantrums
SEXY AND I KNOW IT - LMFAO
JOKERMAN - Bob Dylan
BIG TIME - Peter Gabriel
WELCOME TO THE WORKING WEEK - Elvis Costello
I WANT IT ALL - Queen
MR. KNOW IT ALL - Kelly Clarkson
GOD GAVE ME EVERYTHING - Mick Jagger
FREE MONEY - Patti Smith
OPPORTUNITIES (LET'S MAKE LOTS OF MONEY) - Pet Shop Boys
IT'S MONEY THAT I LOVE - Randy Newman
I WANNA GO BACK - Eddie Money
AMERICAN CRUXIFICTION RESSURECTION - Four Seasons
NO MORE MR. NICE GUY - Alice Cooper
RED SOLO CUP - Toby Keith
CALLING AMERICA - ELO
IT'S A LAUGH - Daryl Hall & John Oates
IF I WERE A BOY - Beyonce
GREED - Patrick Strump
I STARTED A JOKE - Faith No More

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