If Rick Santorum Can Have One: A Playlist for My Upcoming Surge

I feel pretty bad about myself today because if Rick Santorum can have a surge, anybody can get one -- right? Yet even after watching all 456 Republican debates in 2011, I've still got nothing to show for it according to the latest polls.
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I feel pretty bad about myself today because if Rick Santorum can have a surge, anybody can get one -- right? Yet even after watching all 456 Republican debates in 2011, I've still got nothing to show for it according to the latest polls. Hell, my latest numbers are just as bad as Jon Huntsman's, and I'm not even Mormon -- although my wife saw the musical recently in New York and she loved it. On New Year's Eve, I briefly thought that I was experiencing a tiny surge, but it turned out to be a little gas. So please, think outside of the box, America, and rally behind me as your candidate of choice in the Iowa Caucus. Try your best to overlook the fact that I'm not a candidate, or a registered Republican, or in any way qualified other than being nearly as well briefed on pizza as Herman Cain. Then please do some surging of your own and add your own song for my campaign below. On behalf of the entire Committee To Elect David Wild President, thank you. Amy may God bless America, especially if I win.

HOLD ON, I'M COMING - Sam & Dave
COMING UP - Paul McCartney
MOVE ON UP - Curtis Mayfield
THE RISING - Bruce Springsteen
UPRISING - Muse
UP - Justin Bieber
LOOKING UP - Eeels
UP! - Shania Twain
TOPS - The Rolling Stones
THE RISING SUN - George Harrison
RISING UP - The Roots, Wale & Chrisette Michele
LOVE ON TOP - Beyonce
ON TOP - The Killers
TOP YOURSELF - The Raconteurs
UP WHERE WE BELONG - Joe Cocker & Jennifer Warren
RISING - Yoko Ono
COOLIDGE RISING - Leo Kottke
ANGER RISING - Jerry Cantrell
RISING TO THE TOP - KRS-One with Marley Marl
SUCH GREAT HEIGHTS - The Postal Service
PUMPED UP KICKS - Foster The People
TOP OF THE WORLD - Van Halen
TOP OF THE WORLD - The Carpenters
ELECTED - Alice Cooper

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