"Locked Away": A Playlist for Lindsay Lohan

Generally, I'm a fairly shallow and petty man -- feel free to disagree here. Yet I have never taken even a moment of voyeuristic pleasure in watching the ongoing celebrity meltdown that is Lindsay Lohan. That's because taking my kids to see Lohan in movies like The Parent Trap and Freaky Friday, she struck me as having tremendous talent. Not just talent for a kid, but talent, period. Yes, she's done a pretty fine job of pissing that talent away in recent years, but I'm still rooting for her to pull a Robert Downey Jr. and come back stronger than ever. So here's looking at you, kid -- and not just on TMZ.

LOCKED AWAY - Keith Richards
YOU'RE LOST LITTLE GIRL - The Doors
GOOD MORNING JUDGE - 10CC
HAVE MERCY JUDGE - Chuck Berry
MOTHER'S LITTLE HELPER - The Rolling Stones
DAD, I'M IN JAIL - Was (Not Was)
GOING THROUGH CHANGES - Eminem
DRAMA QUEEN (THAT GIRL) - Lindsay Lohan
PRISON BOUND - Social Distortion
SO MESSED UP - The Damned
MEDICINE JAR - Paul McCartney & Wings
TROUBLE - Lindsay Buckingham
COME BACK - Pearl Jam
WHITE LINES - Grandmaster Flash
CLEAN UP TIME - John Lennon
COCAINE BLUES - Johnny Cash
BAD - U2
TROUBLE - Cat Stevens
COME UNDONE - Robbie Williams
JAILBREAK - Thin Lizzy
GET WELL SOON - Steve Forbert
TIK TOK - Ke$ha
BREAKING THE LAW - Judas Priest
JAILHOUSE ROCK - Elvis Presley
FALL TO PIECES - Velvet Revolver
ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL & BACK - The Darkness
WE ARE ALL ON DRUGS - Weezer

Seems like Lindsay will have some time on her hands in the weeks and months ahead, so add to her playlist here.

 

 

 

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Comments

[saunhi]

05:52 PM on 07/12/2010

Fascinating Remarks from Stuart Goldberg, after Interview
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"She started sobbing quietly. She was genuinely in pain," says Goldberg. He advised Lohan to move out of Los Angeles, which he said was a "toxic environment for her"."She seemed to have some inner deep sadness that that was her fate.""My [Goldberg's] fear is she's susceptible to a probation system that's set up for her to fail."

Wow - this lawyer is so right-on! THEY WILL PICK HER FLESH TO PUBLICIZE THEIR WORTH.

[PhilTListener]

12:39 PM on 07/11/2010

Not sure if anyone got these, sorry I'm late for the party.
Hope this mixed up little one gets her head together.

Cold Turkey - Plastic Ono Band
Time Has Come Today - Chambers Brothers
Can't Find My Way Home - Blind Faith
Ain't Wastin' Time No More - Allman Brothers
I Don't Need No Doctor - Humble Pie
All You Need is Love - Beatles
Let It Rain - Clapton
I Wish It Would Rain - Temptations

[CPAwADD]

03:23 PM on 07/09/2010

F.Y. Very Much - Lily Allen

[cybolt]

02:52 PM on 07/09/2010

Some leftovers I found in the fridge. No “second helpings,” I hope.

The Wrong Way – Sublime
Mercy Street – Peter Gabriel
Got to Get You Into My Life – The Beatles (you *know* what it’s about)
Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In) - The First Edition
Breakdown – Tom Petty / Heartbreakers
Psycho Girl – Ian Hunter
Stone Cold Crazy – Queen
Your Own Worst Enemy – Bruce
Unhappy Girl –Doors
The Lady Lies – Genesis
Keep Yourself Alive – Queen
World of Pain – Cream
Rich Girl – Hall & Oates
Who Do You Think You Are? – Duran Duran
Goodbye Blue Sky – Pink Floyd
Who Are You – Who
Closing Time – Leonard Cohen
How’s It Gonna End – Tom Waits
On the Wagon – Green Day
Stoned Me – Van Morrison

Finally, I don’t know how I missed this one… as bad as forgetting Detox Mansion (and again, kudos to john frodo for that pick-up):

Bad Luck Streak in Dancing School – Warren Zevon

“Bad luck streak in dancing school
Down on my knees in pain
Bad luck streak in dancing school
Swear to God I'll change.
Pauline, don't make me beg
Back luck streak in dancing school
Down on my knees in pain
I've been acting like a fool
Pauline, I swear I'll change
I've been breaking all the rules
Swear to God I'll change
Down on my knees in pain”

[CPAwADD]

03:24 PM on 07/09/2010

Fanned for Sublime, one could add I Smoked Two Joints - Sublime.

[cybolt]

04:28 PM on 07/09/2010

Hey, thanks, my friend.
I dont know a ton of Sublime but it seems as though you could add a lot of their's.

[sonvolt48]

02:25 AM on 07/10/2010

Fanned! Any fan of Warren is a friend of mine!

[cybolt]

11:22 AM on 07/10/2010

He's one of my faves. Saw him half a dozen times... sometimes good and tight (the Stand in the Fire shows), sometimes drunk and sloppy (Santa Barabara with the Dead, no less). But no disputing his somgwriting... an exceptional talent.

You'll have lots of friends here, btw and thabnk you.

[RevBookburn]

07:43 PM on 07/08/2010

White Bird - It's a Beautiful Day
I Touch Myself - Genitorturers
Electronic Plantation - Jello Biafra & The Guantanamo School of Medicine
Borstal Breakout - Sham 69
Set Me Free - Patti Smith Group

[Gasparilla]

09:16 PM on 07/08/2010

I love White Bird. One of those long classics that FM radio would play before all the play lists got so tightened up and so generic.One of the reasons I have Sirius.

[David Wild]

01:52 AM on 07/09/2010

Wild list

It's A Beautiful Day and Jello Biafra - together again at last!

Thanks

[RepugsOut08]

07:36 AM on 07/08/2010

Hey, cybolt! This is just an experiment. Remember the glitches you were experiencing posting your list yesterday morning?
I've been experiencing the same glitches trying to respond to your post answering mine, concerning the comparison between Lindsay's career and Jim Morrison's.
I just wanted to see if this post would survive on it's own, unattached as a response. I'm trying to respond, within the limits of Huffpo-cyberspace. ;)

[CPAwADD]

11:26 PM on 07/08/2010

I had glitches trying to post. My fourth and shortest list posted.

[cpad]

01:40 AM on 07/09/2010

Why is the most civil blog on HuffPost so heavily moderated? I totally don't get it.

[jalowe1957]

11:55 PM on 07/07/2010

I'll Be in Trouble - The Temptations
Lost in a Pool of Red - Four Tops
Undun - The Guess Who
Shake Me, Wake Me (When It's Over) - Four Tops
One Monkey Don't Stop No Show - Honey Cone
Party All the Time - Eddie Murray
Good Girls Don't - The Knack
Women's Prison - Loretta Lynn
Daddy Get Me Out of Here - Dolly Parton
Your Good Thing (Is About to End) - Lou Rawls/Mable John

[David Wild]

12:22 AM on 07/08/2010

What is "Lost in a Pool of Red"? Is there a Tops classic I've forgotten?

[jalowe1957]

02:26 PM on 07/08/2010

"Lost in a Pool of Red" is a album cut from their 1969 album "Soul Spin," which is available as a British import CD as part of Motown''s 2-for-1 British series.

[Detourz]

10:49 PM on 07/07/2010

Arrested for Driving While Blind - ZZ Top
Penitentiary - Citizen Cope
Monkey Back - Beth Hart
One Way Ticket To Hell And Back - The Darkness
Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
Because I Got High - Afroman

[David Wild]

11:12 PM on 07/07/2010

I had the Darkness track, but it's a good one

Thanks

[Detourz]

11:31 PM on 07/07/2010

Duh. Sorry. I actually did read your list and saw it there. Guess I really agreed with that one.

[StacyJ]

10:15 PM on 07/07/2010

I don't think anyone mentioned Kim Mitchell - Go For a Soda
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QylncpJy5Rc
"Might as well go for a soda
nobody hurts and nobody cries,
might as well go for a soda,
nobody drowns and nobody dies"

Or if you go for something stronger than soda, there's also Kim Mitchell - I Am A Wild Party !!

[john frodo]

09:46 PM on 07/07/2010

Trying for no repeats

Rehab - Amy Winehouse ( must be a repeat?)
They otta name a drink after you _- John Prine
Christmas in Prision - John Prine
Back on the Chain Gang - Pretenders or Chrisse Hynde
Been Caught Stealing - Janes Addiction
Heroin- Lou Reed ( who knows what was in that coke)
White Punks on Dope - Tubes
Free Fallin - Tom Petty
And it Stoned Me - Van Morrison
Downbound Train - Bruce Springsteen
Outlaw Blues - Bob Dylan
The oldest baby in the world - John Prine
The French Inhaler - Warren Zevon
I wish I was crazy again - Johnny Cash
Blow at high dough - Tragiclly Hip
Help - the beatles
Isnt life strange - Moody Blues
Tub Thumping - Chubawamba
Fish in the Jailhouse - Tom Waits
Blow out - Radiohead
Champagne and Reefer - The Rolling Stones
Sweet Surrender - Sarah McLaughlin
Handle with Care - Traveling Willburys
Flirtin with Disaster - Molly Hachter
Dont let the sun catch you crying - Gerry and the Pacemakers
Everybody Hurts - Corrs cover version

[cybolt]

10:17 PM on 07/07/2010

WOW! That list is *incredible*. Makes me feel stupid... so many songs you have that i think I should have remembered and yet they didnt even flicker on the radar.
Tubes, Van, Zevon, Waits and the inimitable Molly.

All after a five pages of harvest... your best offering since Ive been showing up here.

Thanks so much jf. I'm gonna have a listening party right now!

[RepugsOut08]

01:28 AM on 07/08/2010

Man, you're smokin', John! Just when I think only a straggler or two can possibly be left, you unleash a whole parade of songs. Excellent!

[RobinSeattle]

08:45 PM on 07/07/2010

I'm surprised that nobody has brought up "Jail Guitar Doors" by the Clash.

[RepugsOut08]

01:30 AM on 07/08/2010

You just did! :) Love The Clash!

[Chairman Wow]

07:17 PM on 07/07/2010

Humble Pie - 30 Days In The Hole
Eric Clapton - Cocaine
Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville (for irony's sake)

[David Wild]

11:13 PM on 07/07/2010

Did we have an irony-deficiency?

Thanks

[Sunflo]

05:34 PM on 07/07/2010

Good Girl Gone Bad - Rihanna
Re-offender - Travis
I Just Don't Know What to Do With Myself -White Stripes, Dusty Springfield
Help - The Beatles
Remedy - The Black Crowes
For Your Own Good - Pet Shop Boys
Condemnation - Depeche Mode
Trapped - Bruce Springsteen
I Can See Clearly Now - Johnny Nash

[David Wild]

11:13 PM on 07/07/2010

"Trapped" -- love it, also the Jimmy Cliff original

Thanks

[LMPE]

05:22 PM on 07/07/2010

"I'm a Loser" - The Beatles

[David Wild]

11:12 PM on 07/07/2010

No, you're not

[RepugsOut08]

02:00 AM on 07/08/2010

I guess we now know for sure, that "I'm A Loser," IS Mel Gibson from your last blog. Apparently caught on tape, admitting he did hit his girlfriend as she was holding their child in her arms. Ugh!

[Mrs Putrid Festring]

04:57 PM on 07/07/2010

Clash version .... I Fought the Law and the Law Won