"Mouth Almighty": A Playlist For The "Inelegantly Stated"

Here's my inelegant playlist for Mitt Romney -- though it's only really 47% finished until you add your own mouthy song selections below.
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Mitt Romney has a kind of gift, and often when he speaks the former Governor shares that gift with President Obama's campaign. In fact, it could be argued that Mitt's best efforts to sabotage his own electoral efforts reflect a rather surprising generosity, especially considering that it's not his job to care about "those people" -- whoever that means. So here's my inelegant playlist for Mitt Romney -- though it's only really 47% finished until you add your own mouthy song selections below.

MOUTH ALMIGHTY - Elvis Costello & The Attractions
BIGMOUTH STRIKES AGAIN - The Smiths
MY STUPID MOUTH - John Mayer
MY BIG MOUTH - The Posies
BIG MOUTH - Whodini
SHUT YOUR MOUTH - Garbage
MOUTHS TO FEED - Ludacris
AH SHUCKS, HUSH YOUR MOUTH - Jimmy Reed
TRUST ME TO OPEN MY MOUTH - Squeeze
WORDS IN MY MOUTH - Blondie
WORLD SHUT YOUR MOUTH - Death Cab For Cutie
MOUTHFUL MASTER - Cartoon The Band
FLIGHTLESS BIRD, AMERICAN MOUTH - Iron & Wine
YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH - Meat Loaf
MOUTH SHUT - The Veronicas
PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOU MOUTH IS - Jet

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