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A British Superman?!

Posted: 02/ 1/11 08:35 PM ET

Guess who will be playing Superman in the upcoming installment in the Superman franchise? Jake Gyllenhaal? Chris Pine, who played "Captain Kirk" in last year's "Star Trek"? Seth Rogan, who is in every third movie?

Nope, the iconic American superhero will now be played by British actor Henry Cavill. Our "Superman" is now a British dude. Does this mean "Superman" will now be fighting for: Truth Justice and the "Bloody" American Way? Will his superpowers include keeping a stiff upper lip or instantly preparing tasteless food?

Look, I'm not xenophobic and I know that actors can act "American" -- but this is Superman! This isn't "Aquaman" -- you can have Jackie Chan play "Aquaman" and I would be cool with it.

And I didn't get upset when Britain's Christian Bale was cast as "Batman." But this is "Superman" - he is the man of steel, not the man of fish and chips.

I have absolutely nothing against the talented actor Henry Cavill who has been tapped to play "Superman." I have seen him in the Showtime series "The Tudors," but there lies the rub: How is "The Tudors" - a story about King Henry VIII - the training to play America's greatest superhero?

Should we expect to see a subtle British influence over our beloved "Superman" in the new movie? Instead, of the famed big "S" on Superman's chest, will his shirt now read: "Mind the Gap"? Will "Lois Lane" now be dressed like "Sporty Spice?" Will Clark Kent now wear a top hat, London fog jacket and a monocle and say "Guvernor" a lot? (Henry Cavill has good teeth so I'll forgo the cliché British bad teeth joke because I think I have hit enough overused British clichés above.)

For the record, I'm not looking to get Henry Cavill fired from the movie - with his British accent, he could easily play the non-descript, ethnically ambiguous villain we have seen in many movies, most famously Alan Rickman's character in "Die Hard."

But with all the talented young (and unemployed) American actors out there, are the producers actually telling us that there is not one American who could play "Superman."

But if this is the future - if British actors are going to be our "Batman" and now our "Superman" - I think it's time American studios start casting Americans in the roles of British icons. So here are my suggestions:

-"James Bond" played by "Mike the Situation" from "Jersey Shore." Instead of drinking the old Bond's signature vodka martini, the new "Bond the Situation" will drink jello shots.

-"Mary Poppins" played by Sarah Palin - finally, something I can support Sarah Palin doing. I can envision the new "Sarah Poppins" flying around with her umbrella shooting wolves from the skies. Much more fun then watching her shoot them from a helicopter.

-"The King's Speech" -Instead of the great British actor Colin Firth playing the stammer plagued Duke of York, we cast "Stuttering John" formerly of "The Howard Stern Show." He already has the stutter and maybe the movie can be therapeutic for him.

-"The Tudors" -King Henry VIII will now be played by "Larry the Cable Guy." Can't wait to see King Larry wearing a camouflage colored crown, a royal robe with the sleeves cut off, exclaiming to the Royal Court: "Get 'R Done" in a Southern accent.

-"Harry Potter" - Charlie Sheen as "Harry" and "Hermione" played by a porn star of Charlie's choosing.

All I'm saying is that if the British actors are going to play all our icons, it's time to see Queen Elizabeth played by "Snooki."

 

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Guess who will be playing Superman in the upcoming installment in the Superman franchise? Jake Gyllenhaal? Chris Pine, who played "Captain Kirk" in last year's "Star Trek"? Seth Rogan, who is in ever...
Guess who will be playing Superman in the upcoming installment in the Superman franchise? Jake Gyllenhaal? Chris Pine, who played "Captain Kirk" in last year's "Star Trek"? Seth Rogan, who is in ever...
 
 
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05:00 PM on 02/06/2011
“Look I’m not xenophobic but...”

lol.

So the other American “Supermen”, did their superpowers include the power of arrogance, an insular view of the world and the power to instantly create food that makes you obese?

“The man of fish and chips”? As opposed to what, “The man of fried chicken and hot dogs”?

What “training” did Routh or Reeve have? Both were excellent, albeit Routh was letdown by woeful storytelling. The only actor with “training” to play Superman is the guy that has played out the evolution of Superman from Clark Kent for the past 10 years, Tom Welling, and people are against that. So I think “training” is an irrelevant concept.

Will Superman have “mind the gap” on his chest? Why? Did the previous Superman actors don “Dont Walk” across theirs? Did Lois Lane dress like Rhianna? Did Clark Kent wonder around dressed in a baseball cap, spurs and a belt with a ridiculously over-sized buckle and say “cool” and “Arrsome” a lot while he blinded villains into submission with his radioactively dyed white teeth?

The premise of the article is sound, I mean British people wouldn’t want an American playing 007, but your style of writing is terrible, and simply xenophobic.

Spiderman is British, Batman is British and now Superman is British. Also 2 of the three are directed/produced by Christopher Nolan, who is British. But no one cares, they just want to see a good movie, except you that is.
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RickyPoo
In Brightest Day, In Blackest Night...
02:03 AM on 02/06/2011
I'll take the animated Superman voiced by Tim Daly over anything else about this character that's been done on film or in television post-Christopher Reeve.

And, no, I don't count "Smallville", which is more like a reboot world unique unto itself.

Which all means I'm pretty skeptical about this version too.
shylove2
warfare state is pathological
07:45 PM on 02/04/2011
Our Superman credentials have been pulled since Iraq and so has our Lone Ranger, Cisco Kid, Spiderman, Green Hornet, and all other hollywood propaganda unilateral savior stripes.... the British don't fare much better however... the probelm is we believe our own propaganda just a bit too much and it is wearing thin ... after all we treatied and lied and retreatied across our country past Hawaii and on to Guam and all the while beckoned the poor of Europe to come get free land and populate the Indians into minority status... that sort of saving they could have done without...
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rnorthro14
This micro-bio is just begging to be updated
10:58 AM on 02/04/2011
It makes sense really. Zod came from Krypton as well and he has a British accent. So did all the Romans. So I am all for the a Brit donning the tights and flying around as Superman.
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ionthegravity
Life is 100% fatal
06:38 PM on 02/03/2011
sherlock holmes was recently cast as Robert Downey Jr.... so I guess turnabout is fair play.
02:06 PM on 02/03/2011
Boo. Not very funny.
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DocManhattan
12:15 PM on 02/03/2011
Pfft! Some people are making a big deal about nothing. Robert Downey Jr. played Sherlock Holmes and nobody batted an eyelid (he was bloody great, by the way - and I'm British, so I feel entitled to use the word 'bloody' without sounding ridiculous).

I've got a lot of affection for Superman since the days of my childhood, so I want this to be good. Since Nolan's involved, I have high hopes.
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rnorthro14
This micro-bio is just begging to be updated
11:00 AM on 02/04/2011
Agree wholeheartedly on Downey Jr. The only role that is sacrosanct is James Bond. No American (or Australian for that matter) should ever play the world's favorite super spy. I can't believe Nicholas Cage was so put off at never having a chance to play 007.
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ledzepfan
Saving the world one Accounting problem at a time
08:32 AM on 02/03/2011
Leave Henry alone! Henry is BEAUTIFUL! Modesty prevents me from discussing the subject any further.
11:57 AM on 02/02/2011
Who gives a shit? It's called acting. Henry Cavill rocks.
11:44 PM on 02/01/2011
Joe Shuster, the co-creator of Superman, was Canadian born. Just sayin'.
04:52 PM on 02/02/2011
Buzzkiller. :^( You're the type who would point out that Shatner (aka the real Captain Kirk) is Canadian, aren't you?
12:02 PM on 02/08/2011
LOL! Sorry, just making an observation!
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Branson Huggins
10:35 PM on 02/01/2011
for the record, as a huge comic fan I have to inform you, that um....Superman, IS NOT AMERICAN, HE'S FROM KRYPTON. What's that, a made up planet that got blown up. yes, he crash landed in America, yes he was raised in America, but guess what? you pick up an issue of Superman, and you find one thing, he doesn't just protect America, he protects the entire world. Who cares? not to mention the fact that you know he is going to be doing an American accent. What does it matter? I said it once, I'll say it again, he's not even America, he's Kryptonian, and in the comics, the movies, even the show Smallville, they have made that very clear. Kryptonian, not American.
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Bahne
09:51 PM on 02/01/2011
Who cares where the actor is from..if he's the best actor for the part then that's all that matters. The british chap is going to need to hit the gym fairly hard though because we don't need another small Superman.
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Democrab
Pretty far so good
09:31 PM on 02/01/2011
Everybody knows Superman is an American, that is unless your argument is with Nietzsche. Then he's a Nordic German. But if your argument is with Jor-el, he'll swear he's a Krypton survivor named Kal-el, who could just as well have landed in Covington as Smallville.
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Art Franklin
01:50 PM on 02/03/2011
Well, that should be a different movie, right? For example, I would love to see a movie of "Red Son" Superman where he lands in Communist Russia instead; played by a Eurasian actor.