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Christine O'Donnell: The Election Meme Watch (PICTURE)

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Christine "X-TEEN" O'Donnell has only been a talked-about figure for a few weeks, but in that short time she has racked up a huge number of ridiculous quotes that set the Internet a flutter. Here's an infographic of what's happened so far:

1. "You can't masturbate without lust." / "I'm a young woman in my thirties and I remain chaste." MTV's Sex in the 90s, 1996 / MSNBC's Scarborough Country, 2003

2. "I dabbled into witchcraft. I never joined a coven." / "One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar." Politically Incorrect, 1999

3. "American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains." Fox News's The O'Reilly Factor, 2007

4. "You know what, evolution is a myth." / "Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?" Politically Incorrect, 1998

5. "During the primary, I heard the audible voice of God. He said, 'Credibility.'" News Journal, 2006