Christine O'Donnell: The Election Meme Watch (PICTURE)

Christine "X-TEEN" O'Donnell has only been a talked-about figure for a few weeks, but in that short time she has racked up a huge number of ridiculous quotes that set the Internet a flutter. Here's an infographic of what's happened so far:

1. "You can't masturbate without lust." / "I'm a young woman in my thirties and I remain chaste." MTV's Sex in the 90s, 1996 / MSNBC's Scarborough Country, 2003

2. "I dabbled into witchcraft. I never joined a coven." / "One of my first dates with a witch was on a satanic altar." Politically Incorrect, 1999

3. "American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains." Fox News's The O'Reilly Factor, 2007

4. "You know what, evolution is a myth." / "Why aren't monkeys still evolving into humans?" Politically Incorrect, 1998

5. "During the primary, I heard the audible voice of God. He said, 'Credibility.'" News Journal, 2006

 

Comments

[HappyMarsden]

10:28 PM on 09/30/2010

"During the primary, I heard the audible voice of God. He said, 'Credibility.'"

Yes. And he meant "You have none, and you couldn't even buy it".

[sadwitness]

05:22 AM on 09/30/2010

"During the primary, I heard the audible voice of God. He said, 'Credibility.'"
Hmmm...what could he have meant? I don't know that there is a God, but if God spoke to me and said that- I'd sure enough stop all that lying- just a thought ma'am

[Takebackourmoney]

04:05 PM on 09/28/2010

Now she is hearing voices.

[knoxblox]

12:28 AM on 09/29/2010

My voice says, "Incredulity."

[sadwitness]

05:19 AM on 09/30/2010

ROFL- yours and mine

[jrpup]

12:12 PM on 09/28/2010

What is another way to spell unemployed = Freelance comics creator

[TL3216]

10:24 AM on 09/28/2010

While I was reading this article, I heard the voice of gawd and he said, "I am NOT with stupid."

[infopro]

11:17 AM on 09/29/2010

lol!

[Astrazoic]

10:10 AM on 09/28/2010

I quote Obi Wan: "Who is the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows [her]?"

[I B Trippin]

09:57 AM on 09/28/2010

"I'm a young woman in my thirties and I remain chaste."

I think they misquoted her.

What she said was "I'm a young woman in my thirties and I remain chased."

[vetxcl]

02:18 AM on 10/03/2010

eventually the guys with the butterfly nets will catch her.

[Curious Black]

07:03 PM on 10/04/2010

they did misquote her, she said "I'm in my thirties and I know I'm so crazy even I would not do me" Made me decide that there is a reason to stay sober in Delaware.

[gsggrigsby]

08:57 AM on 09/28/2010

back in 1980 i was 20 yrs.old it was the year raygun was elected president i woke up that morning and i heard that he was winning by a landslide and i had`nt even made it to the polling place i still voted but i kept wondering how could he be winning by a landslide and i had`nt voted then i heard about the raygun dems! well teathuglicans get ready because obama has sone republicans and they know their party has went BAT SH!T CRAZY and they are gonna vote dems in to save their party from TEATHUGLICANS get ready fo a rude awakening!

[jim9034]

08:43 AM on 09/28/2010

She has it wrong; scientists switched hers with a mouse’s brain.

[Jerry Barry]

06:24 AM on 09/28/2010

If she is elected to office, it will be the start of the U.S.sliding into an abyss. All over, no U.S. bye, bye!

[infopro]

11:18 AM on 09/29/2010

Respectfully disagree. That started about when we started appointing presidents.

[sadwitness]

05:23 AM on 09/30/2010

true dat

[Harbinger08]

06:12 PM on 09/30/2010

Trust me, if by some freak of Delaware voter stupidity she DOES get elected, it will only help Obama get re-elected in 2012. Her and any other Tea Drinkers that make it to Congress.

[JShankel]

08:19 PM on 09/27/2010

If you talk to God, that's normal.  If God talks to you, that's crazy.

[ki11ergreens]

12:29 AM on 09/28/2010

I want to vote for a cupcake!... ummmm, Tastsy!!!

[Scott23]

09:42 AM on 09/28/2010

Both are insane to me.

[Poppop1952]

08:14 PM on 09/27/2010

Teabaggers voted her in. Baggers do not care how crazy candidates are as long as the do what the baggers want. She wil lose but she will be back.

[aosborneh2o]

07:48 PM on 09/27/2010

I just give up at this point. If the people of Delaware can't see how bat-sh!t crazy this lady is, they simply deserve her.

At one point, early on, I thought I understood the stance the Teabaggers took, and respected some of them for their convictions when they were rallying against the bank bailouts. I disagreed with their positions and especially with their choice of name, but I could see where they were coming from to a degree; many were hard working Americans who were being punished for actually paying their mortgages. Now their candidates are a bunch of whiny twits who default on their mortgages and follow the Koch agenda like lemmings in hopes of a job on Fox News...

[yellowdoggie]

12:46 AM on 09/28/2010

Although I agree with most of what you said, I think that this is important: if she is voted into the Senate, she will affect policy or prevent policy that is important to all Americans, not just the ones in Delaware. All of the people who voted for her may deserve her, but the rest of us do not. That's why it is so important to pay attention to elections like this and support (with money, if possible) the campaigns of people running against these n-s@ne baggers.

[aosborneh2o]

06:04 AM on 09/28/2010

Yeah, I agree - just needed to vent...

[TechYes]

08:19 AM on 09/28/2010

Most of the teabaggers think their candidates are all about being fiscally conservative, etc., etc., What they don't realize is that a lot them, like O'Donnell, are actually culture warriors who have glommed onto the tea party thing to get financing for their campaigns. As far as Delaware goes, most people seem to be hip to Prissy Chrissy and are supporting her opponent, Chris Coons. It's too bad she didn't decide to inflict herself on her home state of New Jersey; nothing but a carpetbagger.

[ShinjiIkari]

07:30 PM on 09/27/2010

That's funny; during the primary I distinctly heard the audible voice of God. And he pointed to Christine O'Donnell and sayeth: "This beeyotch is crazy."

Of course, God sounded a lot like Richard Pryor.

[ThePeoriaKid]

09:16 PM on 09/27/2010

Say wha? ;-)

[minerva117]

08:45 AM on 09/28/2010

LOL!! My first belly-laugh of the day, thanks!

[Nor Cal Mom]

06:43 PM on 09/27/2010

Dan Quayle with lady bits.