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Denise Vivaldo

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Celebrity Cookbooks

Posted: 03/21/11 01:01 AM ET

Today on Facebook, there was a lively discussion from the non-famous, hard working food community. They were asking why celebrities write cookbooks? This discussion came about because there is a celebrity cookbook coming out this April by a beautiful TV star. She's prettier than any pastry. I love her ruffled apron.

Whyyyyyy, chefs and cookbook authors ask, would an actress with a thriving career want to write a cookbook? Why would the publisher want to publish it? Why would the public buy a book that is obviously written by someone else and usually says it right in the credits or on the acknowledgment page (if any reader really looks)?

Why oh Mary, Joseph, and Jesus, why?

My chef friends are sincere yet naïve because most true food professionals know nothing but food, and they live to cook. They spend their days cooking, reading cookbooks, studying techniques, and daydreaming about food. Food is the thread they weave in the tapestry of their lives, their families, and their memories.

Food is how we define our culture. Food and the land we grow it on is why we fight wars. Food is how we raise and nurture our young. Food is how we pay our mortgages. Food is the reason we carry on. I'm not saying it's smart, I'm saying that for many of us it's the driving force of why we get out of bed every morning.

I can sum up the answer to all their questions in one answer. MONEY. Maybe I should say LOTS OF MONEY. I'm saying it softly, thinking it won't hurt as much.

Really, they don't know celebrities write books for the money?

Naiveté is cute.... but it can easily border on stupid.

I've worked with many celebrities that write cookbooks. Some are very sincere, some are skanks, some are desperate for the attention, and some want to transition out of what they are doing and broaden their platform. Some just get too old to play the ingénue and don't have the talent to become a character actor. Next career, please.

My experience has taught me that when somebody is too old sell the jiggle, they sell the Jell-O.

Food is hot right now, and cookbooks are a status symbol. Who wouldn't want to pen one?

I'd say the hope is that if the celebrity cookbook sells really well, the celebrity might get a talk show or cooking show, a furniture line, or truly hit the big time and create a house wares line on HSN. Lord, that's the Promised Land. Their manager or agent will be licking their lips thinking about the percentages. Pots and pans, please buy my pots and pans.

The hope for any publishing company is that they can stay in business. And a talented editor in the back office just discovered the sweetest little book from an unknown author, and with the money from the celebrity book sales, just maybe she can get the publishing house to support this precious gem of inspirational writing.

The reader of the celeb book, for a few hours, is transported. They are talking to the celebrity and cooking with them. Their nasty little kitchen, screaming kids, and smelly garbage is gone. They too can weigh ninety-five pounds with perfect skin if they the eat the pretty actresses Easy Morning Granola. They are living the celebrity dream.

Is any of that so bad?

Denise Vivaldo is the author of seven cookbooks and has contributed to fifty others, most of them by celebrities. She's grateful for the work.

 

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06:52 PM on 04/05/2011
I love you Denise, you're the reason I became a chef in the first place, but you already knew that ;-) I collect cookbooks and can't think of any "celebrities" that wrote a book that I own. I enjoy my Professional Cooking books from the CIA, Rose Levy Birnbaum's baking books, and of course my books by Denise Vivaldo herself. Denise's books are a wonderful reference for those who are looking to become a chef.
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Terri Lorz
12:19 PM on 03/27/2011
Interesting - thanks - Terri Jo Lorz
06:26 PM on 03/22/2011
I want to take a shot at answering Denise Vivaldo question: Why... I believe its the same reason people eat at the Olive Garden and watch Oprah.
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andwhatarmy
Life is good beyond the United Gulags of America.
04:37 PM on 03/27/2011
Yes, but what is that reason? A desire, perhaps, for an ersatz life? A craving for bowdlerized reality made to seem real? The Olive Garden, when it first plunked its restaurants into an unsuspecting landscape, was without doubt the most execrable excuse for Italian food--ANY FOOD--on the planet. Gluey pasta, actually gluey. It was unbelievably bad. It was probably a decade before I went kicking and screaming through an Olive Garden door again. But wait; maybe it's because in the hinterland, there are no actual Italian cooks to provide lovely Italian meals for a starving population...or maybe the population wouldn't know good Italian food if they were dining in Rome's best restaurant. A nation weaned on Spaghetti-Os? That's probably it.

As for Oprah....ya got me. I do think she does a service by having a goodly number of sensible people on her show. But some people think that her show is reality, and they forget the good advice the better guests deliver. They think by watching Oprah, they will get a life. Nope. Only if they take some of the advice and GET A LIFE.

OK. Ersatz, then, both Oprah and Olive Garden. And all the celebrity cookbooks written to wring more coins out of the deluded few who actually think watching life or reading what they think a celeb eats will make them into ..... what? Thin, rich, beautiful/handsome movie stars? Oy.
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08:52 AM on 03/22/2011
Got my Gramma's Joy of Cooking (& Fannie Farmer's..used seldom) which still use most of the time.
Wife got me new (75th ed) Joy...hardly used. Got Julia Child's..Art...cause always loved her
Never needed anything ghost-written by a celebrity just so they all can make money
Joy of Cooking is just dandy
Interesting article
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Myrna Minkoff
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09:50 AM on 03/24/2011
Joy of...and Art of...are the only cookbooks I ever use too. Everything you need to know.
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10:11 PM on 03/21/2011
They'd probably get a lot of negative publicity if they published what they were really into.
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Aitch5
Scintillating
08:48 PM on 03/21/2011
Maya Angelou has a cookbook--but she really cooks.
06:48 PM on 03/21/2011
Among the great sins that can be committed during a lifetime, buying a celebrity seems to the least significant. Unless, of course, Snookie writes a cookbook in which case you are beyond redemption.
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johnrf
05:50 PM on 03/21/2011
Buying a celebrity cookbook is only for people who are starstruck and don't cook. Would you buy a book on acting from a chef?
06:17 PM on 03/22/2011
Not True, I just picked up a copy of Different Strokes cooking with Gary Coleman and must say I dont know how I ever lived without it. It's my new go to cookbook and keep it on my kitchen counter.
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andwhatarmy
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04:37 PM on 03/27/2011
Best chuckle of the day!
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Gonzo36
Pro-awesome!
05:36 PM on 03/21/2011
I will admit to buying celebrity cookbooks if it is a celebrity I am interested in. Last one I bought was Sophie Dahl's cook book. HORRIBLE recipes- totally inedible. But the photos are spectacular and the stories were amusing.

With that said, my favorite cookbooks are from these 'unknown' chefs: Rachel Ray, Ina Garten, and Jamie Oliver.
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JMK62
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12:34 PM on 03/22/2011
I love Ina and use several of her recipes in my regular rotation. She's great.
12:10 AM on 03/23/2011
I love the Barefoot Contessa! Now she really knows how to cook.
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03:38 AM on 03/26/2011
I love Ina too. Watch her every day. Ever made her apple crisp? Wow.
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melpomene9
02:30 PM on 03/21/2011
"My experience has taught me that when somebody is too old sell the jiggle, they sell the Jell-O." haha! that's a good one : )
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10:44 AM on 03/21/2011
I would never buy a celebrity cookbook... if one was given to me.. i would sell it for a real one or just use the money on more kitchen tools.
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02:33 PM on 03/21/2011
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04:50 AM on 03/22/2011
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03:21 PM on 03/21/2011
i have an Isaac Hayes Soul Food Cookbook. i couldn't resist buying it at the yard sale. still have yet to make anything out of it. but the inner cook said buy it for curiosities sake. i mean look at the cover and say you wouldnt pay 25¢ for it.

http://compare.ebay.com/like/150579670356?ltyp=AllFixedPriceItemTypes&var=sbar&rvr_id=219709562600&crlp=1_263602_304662&UA=WXF%3F&GUID=d9dd4f5312e0a47a445716a7ff6a87ce&itemid=150579670356&ff4=263602_304662
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JMK62
Presley--The World's Most Precious Dog!
12:36 PM on 03/22/2011
But you have to play 'Hot Buttered Soul' while cooking from this book. It's only right.