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The Right Never Dies


Observe American politics long enough, and not only will you get a series of brain-splintering migraines and endure several phases of depression and despair, you'll notice how little reality changes.

Now that Obama has the nomination all but locked up, and is drawing Springsteen-sized crowds where followers shriek and faint, liberal pundits and scribes are asking the age-old question: Is Conservatism Dead? One glance at John McCain and the answer seems obvious. But McCain's not really the problem -- not yet, anyway. At the moment, he's trying to wipe Bush's bloody shit from his face in an effort to appear "fresh," while reaching out to those skeptical reactionaries who believe that McCain's not quite crazy enough for them. We'll see how they feel come Fall.

The idea that the American right wing is gasping for air is of course nothing new. We've been down this well-trodden road many times. Eyal Press in the Nation and George Packer in the New Yorker acknowledge this in their respective semi-obituaries; yet each flashes some hope that perhaps this time, reactionaries are finished for a generation, their ideas rejected by the masses worn down by Bush-era failures, the young embracing the Dems as the force of the future. It all sounds perfect, which is why many liberal bloggers are clicking their heels together in an effort to make it so. Why, we're in the middle of profound political change!, they type, confident that Obama will glide into the White House to usher in a New Progressive Era, assuming that the mean old Beltway media which hates Democrats doesn't destroy his coronation.

There are numerous adults, some of whom have advanced college degrees, who honestly believe this ahistorical crap. In a way, you can't blame them. The US they fantasize about is so far from their actual political grasp that daydreams and reveries are about all they have left. The people who own the country encourage this playtime, as it keeps the system itself free of radical scrutiny while keeping consumers focused on personalities, promise-givers, entertainers, and would-be saviors. The Obama Show is merely the latest version of this, and the elites lined up behind Barack have chosen wisely. The cat really caresses a tune. Compared to him, McCain is like a fading Milton Berle telling ancient stolen jokes on a later version of "Hollywood Squares." Still, Americans are just lunatic enough to elect this bad comic over the mellow singer their betters prefer, but those are the risks when you allow the public to ratify political decisions made above their heads. Either way, we're still fucked, which would be fine if it was at all pleasurable. Instead, we have to kill the pain through relentless masturbation, and stroking to Obama makes the process of getting reamed a little easier to take.

The American right wing is not dead: it has temporarily lost its voice, and will return full-throated in due course. Pray to the souls of JFK and Bobby, rub your liberal lamps in the hopes that a progressive genie will emerge, and buy tubs of lube for the Fall campaign. In the end, it really doesn't matter. Reactionaries are a permanent American feature, at least until America inevitably crumbles, and then the Real Fun will begin.

Observe American politics long enough, and not only will you get a series of brain-splintering migraines and endure several phases of depression and despair, you'll notice how little reality changes. ...
Observe American politics long enough, and not only will you get a series of brain-splintering migraines and endure several phases of depression and despair, you'll notice how little reality changes. ...
 
 
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01:21 AM on 05/23/2008
"The Right Never Dies..."

...They just fade away.
BrighterStar
Let Freedom Ring
09:41 PM on 05/22/2008
Conservativism will never die because it works. The problem with liberalism is that it is wedded to an economic system that has proven a failure everywhere it has been tried. The fact is that the government as a participant in the economic system does not work. The more liberals get their way the worse the country does and the more good conservatives look.
02:09 PM on 05/23/2008
Interesting argument. Hmmmm, but if one looks at countries that are growing economically and/or whose population are satisfied with their government.....what's the one constant? (Hint: It ain't conservatism)

Conservatism is the starting point of fascism.
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gtt
This is not your father's republican party.
05:38 PM on 05/22/2008
Hillary's supports are not one monolith. They constitute a collection of establishment Democratic insiders, feminist, DLC corporate conservatives, lobbyists and special interest groups, and Clinton administration spokesmen. Add to that the Republican / racist voters that joined the cause to stop the Africian American Senator Obama and you have a sizable number in some states.
Note that in recent weeks her rallies have been very poorly attended, a point not highlighted by the press, another group that was interested in keeping the concept of the race alive in the mind of the viewing public.
Conservatism has been discredited. Fighting an unnecessary, unjust war with other people's precious children just doesn't sit well. Four dollar gas and the decline in the housing market has discredited the Right's claim for degreluation. Sex scandals in the ranks of the self- righteous elected Republicans has ended their monopoly of "family values". It's Karma man, and it is suppressing conservative thought.
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urweatherman
05:16 PM on 05/22/2008
The day conservatism dies will be the day of the 2nd Sodom and Gemorrah! No ethics, no values, noone else for the radical left-wing democrats to lie about and smear......Oh well, it was a good run the last 50 years.
01:23 AM on 05/23/2008
Take a cold shower and wash your socks.
Try not to be so judgemental.
Sleep with a woman.
You'll feel so much better in the morning.
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Decipherer
Objects may be closer than they appear
04:55 PM on 05/22/2008
So, putting aside your scatalogical and psycho-sexual references, what is an otherwise intelligent, progressive voter to do in this election cycle?

If read you correctly, your suggestion likely would be to slit our wrists or take an overdose or something.

As for me, a vote for Barack Obama and to elect a solidly Democratic Congress may not bring about the Age of Aquarius or anything approximating that, but it just could begin a process whereby our country begins to step back from a very dangerous precipice which the Bush Crime Family had taken us without most (or enough) of us knowing or maybe caring what the hell was going on.

This election could be as transformative as that of 1932, which brought forward FDR and the New Deal, saving the U.S. from the possibility of anarchy, Communism, or Fascism, to which less stable countries fell victim during that period for many of the same reasons we've recently stared the 21st century version of Fascism in the face.

The New Deal and its progeny remained effective for many decades, and programs like Social Security, though a bit tattered, is a major legacy of that era.

New ideas, new leaders, and the desire to do better could bring about a progressive revival that could survive for a generation or more.

It will not be perfect, and the anti-progressives must still be reckoned with, but it will be a damned sight better than what we've got right now.
04:10 PM on 05/22/2008
We can never fully kill conservatism. We can only starve out so much we can drown it in the bath tub.
04:06 PM on 05/22/2008
Gosh. How refreshing to see such tolerance in political discourse.
04:05 PM on 05/22/2008
The Right is alive and well in the Clintons' push-back on Obama's candidacy--and the death-grip on the dem party that represents.
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peterg76
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04:01 PM on 05/22/2008
The Right lost track of what was fantasy and what was reality, and they became careless. This time. What does not kill them may make them stronger.
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03:59 PM on 05/22/2008
So...

They're more like the Un-dead?

The Corporate Vampires and the mall zombies who are forever cursed to be in their servants-er-... "Customers."
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milo9
03:53 PM on 05/22/2008
As long as there is greed and corruption there will be a Conservative party.
03:53 PM on 05/22/2008
Yes, it does appear that we want a game show host (Obama) to run the country for awhile, rather than a grizzled old veteran (McCain).

And the circle goes round and round...
03:51 PM on 05/22/2008
The right is alive and well in both political parties as we have learned watching Hillary Clinton exploit the ignorance of her followers who look and sound more and more like a right wing sect.
04:47 PM on 05/22/2008
Hey, Countess! You're talking about *women*!