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Posted: August 12, 2008 07:27 AM

If Tyra Is Michelle Obama, Then Who Is...?: A Study In Supermodels


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In the current issue of Harper's Bazaar, there's a full fashion editorial featuring Tyra Banks as Michelle Obama. You know, because they have so much in common. Like, they're black. They're both on TV a lot. And they're both...um...let's see...Michelle went to Princeton and Harvard Law School, while Tyra went to...Columbus University in the movie Higher Learning...and...uh...

Anyway, the preposterousness aside of, say, Tyra in a Harvard sweatshirt reading in bed while holding a pencil to her chin, arrested by her own profound thoughts, the concept is pretty clever, don't you think? Let's take a look at other powerful female political figures and their model doppelgangers:

1. Cindy McCain/Helmut Newton Icon Nadja Auermann


Common traits: Blond, icy-looking, vaguely dominatrix-y

2. Condoleezza Rice/18 Year-Old Rising Star Chanel Iman


Common traits: Chanel is one-quarter Korean and blowing up in the biz, while Condi makes it her business to keep North Korea from blowing up the world; unusual first names that begin with "C"

3. Ruth Bader Ginsburg/Indie Darling Irina Lazareanu


Common traits: Lazareanu makes a living because of her bangs, Ginsburg bangs a gavel for a living

4. Nancy Pelosi/Last of the Supers Christy Turlington


Common traits: High cheekbones, dazzling white smiles, being the best in the business (and, frankly, knowing it)

5. Hillary Clinton/Jessica "Marc Jacobs Named a Bag after Me" Stam


Common traits: Being a bit dough-faced, sad-eyed, and like yesterday's news

In the current issue of Harper's Bazaar, there's a full fashion editorial featuring Tyra Banks as Michelle Obama. You know, because they have so much in common. Like, they're black. They're both o...
In the current issue of Harper's Bazaar, there's a full fashion editorial featuring Tyra Banks as Michelle Obama. You know, because they have so much in common. Like, they're black. They're both o...