Jennifer Aniston's FML Moment

07/25/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

"Dude. WTF happened? One minute, I'm on the hottest television show of all time and married to the hottest man in the universe. And the next, I'm forty, single, my ovaries are drying up, and I'm driving a motherfucking rickshaw. I knew I should've become a Scientologist when I had the chance. FML"