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@MileyCyrus Should Stop Tweeting

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Miley Cyrus took her creepy model boyfriend to Koi last night for some mediocre pseudo-sushi, apparently keeping her Blackberry close all night to Twitter constantly for her fans.From Gossip Girls:
During the meal, Miss Cyrus let all of her Twitter fans know exactly how she was feeling, tweeting, "Eating sushi! Omgosh California Rolls are from heaven!!! Praise GOD!"
Now, that's a tweet that we--had we been following the tween on Twitter--would have had to respectfully disagreet with via replytweet @mileycyrus (sorry, this is confusing for me twoo, I mean twoot, I mean--). Here's the deal: California rolls are baaaarely sushi, and--as I learned from Jen after she did months of research with a multitude of our fine city's famed sushi chefs-- borne from Los Angeles and not "heaven."Miss Miley followed up her food epiphony with another insider nugget of info:
"My waiter at Koi looks like dude from HGTV! Is it weird if I ask for an autograph?"

UH.

Maybe we would just...say something...

@mileycyrus you aren't talking about vern yip, are you?

@mileycyrus http://tinyurl.com/bleepox123


@mileycyrus surely yer not just saying that cuz he's azn!!!

@mileycyrus maybe he'z not asian, maybe just has a goofy face

@mileycyrus oh u must mean the other dude on hgtv, eric stromer? hot! http://tinyurl.com/blargh345


@mileycyrus totally ask him for his autograph!

@mileycyrus u can make your face look thinner if u tilt it slightly