01/30/2009 02:50 pm ET Updated May 25, 2011

We Like to Call Obama "Big Papa"

It never occurred to us before that our new President--so casual and young, warm-grinned and sharp-dressed--would be the type to deliver a lecture on "shameful" behavior, "irresponsibility," and "discipline" with the firm speech, stern gaze, and disappointed energy of our stoic, no-nonsense Asian fathers.

...or that we would kinda like it.