The 9 Funniest 'Crap Souvenirs' of the Month! (PICTURES)

It's nice to see I'm not the only one who has some utterly kitsch crap sitting around the house.

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Hard to imagine anything as adorable as a blowfish (or perhaps a potato) with a custom fitted sombrero and eyes that move when shaken.

Location: US Credit: Spe

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Comments

[Keith Bursheim]

03:23 PM on 05/29/2011

love these!

[WETRIPP]

11:40 PM on 05/28/2011

I actually have a Cane Toad coin purse! A friend gave me one a while ago. It's actually creepy looking.

[Kim0330]

03:03 PM on 05/31/2011

LOL, it does look creepy or very angry.

[Victor Saymong]

12:37 PM on 05/27/2011

Woo hoo !!! You're not much if you're not Dutch. Three on the list. Woo hoo!!!

[benjamincj]

11:05 AM on 05/27/2011

But what if I like Bulgarian folk music?

[Zachary Kelley]

07:54 PM on 05/26/2011

I enjoyed all of these, but I would have to say that the Confederate blanket was the weakest entry. Having found it above the Mason-Dixon line is noteworthy, but you need to come down south to see how Confederate souvenirs are really done. Then you can find all the Teddy Bears in Stars and Bars t-shirts and Rebel grey hats, "The South Will Rise Again" emblazoned on everything from g-strings to ash trays, and for the spiritually minded perhaps a painting of Jesus on the cross with Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis looking stoic in the background. I've seen it.

What I'm saying is this if this sad piece of Southern history is doomed to paint all its residents as conservatives reeling for the good old days (Not the author's fault, I blame the masses of those folks that live here), then I'd at least apprecaite people going to the extra mile to find something really outlandish like this piece of business http://bit.ly/mk9cnr to make it really funny.

[benjamincj]

11:02 AM on 05/27/2011

Never been to The South but I though the same thing just from the bits I've heard.

[Chris Writes]

10:44 AM on 05/26/2011

I bought some terrible souvenirs from Amsterdam - http://chriswrites.net/2011/01/23/not-so-red-hot-dutch/

[chiara0]

08:15 AM on 05/26/2011

Does the Executive Toad Coin Purse come in black?

[Laika]

09:31 AM on 05/26/2011

I kind of like the Executive Toad Coin Purse and wouldn't mind owning one

[Paintio]

09:52 AM on 05/26/2011

Do executive toads carry coin purses?

[Theophrastus]

10:37 AM on 05/26/2011

The toadies carry "horny toad" coin purses and the techies carry coin purses of Gamera.

[Knorretje]

05:39 AM on 05/26/2011

Just goes to show y'all: if it ain't Dutch it ain't much! We really dominate this category. a proud moment in our history...

[rumblingspire]

03:35 AM on 05/26/2011

yummy yummy yummy i got love in my tummy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhSCCeM6MQM&feature=fvst

[Bruckley]

02:34 AM on 05/26/2011

those are atrocious beyond belief

[Riley Pacheco]

11:54 PM on 05/25/2011

Any souvenir we'd sell to visitors to our country would be made in China.

[Anaxamenes]

12:24 AM on 05/26/2011

I went to the "Made in Washington" store in Seattle! They sold a glass blown Space Needle ornament made in China. I just couldn't bring myself to ask a clerk WTF? lol It's so true!

[tweeksmom]

11:52 PM on 05/25/2011

My Mom actually has the wooden shoe boat....

[SickHippie]

01:50 AM on 05/26/2011

Would that be Tweek's Grandma then? :)

[Enroh Mot]

11:46 PM on 05/25/2011

I got a really good souvenir when I was in Amsterdam, didn't keep it, smoked it.

[SickHippie]

01:51 AM on 05/26/2011

The fuzzy hole where a memory used to be is sometimes the best souvenir we can bring back.

[Paintio]

09:51 AM on 05/26/2011

Hm.......what kind of what now?

[LaSweetPoison]

10:04 PM on 05/25/2011

The coffee mug is cool. I would give my husband one.

[Paintio]

09:50 AM on 05/26/2011

One what?

[M4dwoman]

09:42 PM on 05/25/2011

I once found a shot glass in a Florida souvenir shop that had the challenger astronauts on it.

[bloglogger]

12:07 AM on 05/26/2011

Ouch! That reminds me of a key chain I picked up in Japan with a drawing of the bombed-out atomic dome and the slogan, "Hiroshima Happy Town"

[SickHippie]

01:52 AM on 05/26/2011

I've seen some things in Japan that are unprintable here. Naturally, I brought some home. :)