News item: Veteran oil industry executive William Divine has launched production company Divine Discoveries Productions, which is aiming to portray the oil industry in a positive light.
Call my agent! Set the meeting! I'm ready, with pitches for:
Doug's Dozen: 12 Movies to Show the Oil Industry in a Positive Light
1. Oil Wedding
2. Spillow Talk
3. To Kill a MillionBirds
4. The Wizard of Ooze
5. It's a Wonderful Slime
6. Ride the Oiled Surf
7. 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea
8. Good Will Fracking
9. All Smogs Go to Heaven
10. Begone With the Wind-Farm
11. Endless Summer: This Time We Mean It
12. Titanic 2: Melt All Icebergs!
Read Doug's comic novel, Memoirs of a Time Traveler,
"You couldn't ask for a finer guide to the future -- or the past -- than Doug Molitor. Having so thoroughly enjoyed his 'Memoirs of a Time Traveler,' the next book I read is, without a doubt going to be his 'Memoirs of a Time Traveler' again."
-- Larry Gelbart (A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, TV's M*A*S*H, Tootsie.)
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