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08/13/2015 01:31 pm ET | Updated Aug 13, 2016

Doug's Dozen: 12 Movies to Show the Oil Industry in a Positive Light

News item: Veteran oil industry executive William Divine has launched production company Divine Discoveries Productions, which is aiming to portray the oil industry in a positive light.

Call my agent! Set the meeting! I'm ready, with pitches for:

Doug's Dozen: 12 Movies to Show the Oil Industry in a Positive Light

1. Oil Wedding

2. Spillow Talk

3. To Kill a MillionBirds

4. The Wizard of Ooze

5. It's a Wonderful Slime

6. Ride the Oiled Surf

7. 20,000 Leaks Under the Sea

8. Good Will Fracking

9. All Smogs Go to Heaven

10. Begone With the Wind-Farm

11. Endless Summer: This Time We Mean It

12. Titanic 2: Melt All Icebergs!

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