Glenn Beck's The Christmas Sweater: 12 Better Titles For The One-Man Movie

03/18/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Apparently, the only title that Beck's one-man movie is outgrossing is Closed For Repairs. However, that one's drawing a smarter audience.

But really, folks...'tis the season for the warm spirit of giving, and charity toward the less fortunate. So when I think Christmas, the name that springs to my mind is Glenn Beck. Right after Ebenezer Scrooge.

I've got a few suggestions that should help this new holiday classic find its audience.