Doug's Dozen Video: The 12 Best Herman Cain Pick-up Lines

How does Herman Cain remain atop the Republican field in poll after poll?

The answer has to be...charm.

And by that, I mean an extremely lucky charm in his pocket.

Or maybe the lucky charm is in Barack Obama's pocket, since Cain is the Democrats' dream opponent. Except that the debates would be so unbearably sad that they might engender a sympathy vote for the rest of the Republican ticket.

Cain even brags that when this farce hit the news cycle, his contributions went up. So he projects confidence that his wife will soon be First Lady...while the reality is, he's now dealing with his fifth lady and counting.

So despite his apparently illegal support from the billionaire Koch brothers' PAC, his cheerful inability to remember the names of countries and whether or not they've been a nuclear power for half a century, his winning slogan "Blame Yourself!", and the way he out-Romneys Romney with a new position on abortion within the space of a sentence, Cain is still a factor in the race for the Republican nomination.

I said "factor."

The sad truth is, for all his charisma, Cain hasn't been caught in an actual sex act, like Bill Clinton was. Apparently, the man is not a closer.

But he keeps trying, so here are a dozen of his surefire pickup lines, that you can try too.

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