Doug's Dozen: 12 Reasons You Should Not Hook Up With Manti Te'o's Ex-Girlfriend

Ordinarily, a football star's girlfriend could be counted on to be pretty amazing. The word is that this one is unbelievable.
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I don't have all the details, but apparently, he's not seeing her anymore, so it seems like she's available.

I have heard she's hard to get ahold of.

Ordinarily, a football star's girlfriend could be counted on to be pretty amazing. The word is that this one is unbelievable.

But I do caution you not to judge her on solely on her appearance, so here are...

DOUG'S DOZEN: 12 REASONS YOU SHOULD NOT HOOK UP WITH MANTI TE'O'S EX-GIRLFRIEND

1. She's not much to look at.

2. Hasn't got a penny to her name.

3. In a crisis, she won't be there for you.

4. Can't sing a note.

5. A real lightweight.

6. Highest grade in school was an incomplete.

7. Will make you walk her pet unicorn.

8. Provided intel that justified Iraq invasion.

9. Spends all her time at work (Hostess Bakeries).

10. Won't shut up about what a great lover Justin Bieber is.

11. When you Google her, the top ten hits are all snopes.com

12. Was Chair of Minority Women for Romney.

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