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12 More Holiday Cards From Rick Santorum

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Last year, Rick Santorum sent out a Hanukkah card with this quote from the New Testament:

"I am the light of the world. He who follows me will not walk in darkness but will have the light of life." (John 8:13)

Now you might wonder just how many Jewish supporters Rick still has after threatening their eternal lives, but you have to say one thing about Santorum -- he does not discriminate. He's universally offensive. I'm sure there are many other examples.

A Happy Columbus Day card he sent to the local Indian tribes;

The St. Patrick's Day card with AA's 800-number on a fridge magnet;

The Martin Luther King Day card that comes with an ad for the January White Sale...

There are too many possibilities to choose from, but I've whittled the list down to Doug's Dozen: 12 More Holiday Cards From Rick Santorum.

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