Tim Duncan and His Girlfriend Take on Charles Barkley for Charity

• "I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."
• "If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing."
• Asked if he had ever been in the governor's office in Montgomery, Barkley said no. "They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama," he said, "unless they're cleaning."
• And after an Olympic Dream Team victory over Angola, in which they won 116-48, he got into a scrap with a member of Angola's team towards the end of the game, afterwards he said, "Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a couple weeks. I thought he was going to pull a spear on me."

So after crapping on lady San Antonians, the girlfriend of robot Spurs star Tim Duncan -- Vanessa Macias -- decided to make a statement about it and showed up to a home game wearing a t-shirt reading "Barkley Don't Know."

Apparently now Duncan and Macias decided to up the ante for charity vs. Barkley and are trying to raise $5,000 in "Barkley Don't Know" t-shirts through TFund with all proceeds will go to Make-a-Wish South & Central Texas.

So if you care to support a good cause and tell Barkley that the ladies of San Antonio are fine lookers, you're welcome to visit TFund and help a sista out.