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E. A. Hanks

E. A. Hanks

Posted: October 2, 2007 11:32 PM

There's No Business Like The GOP's Show Business


While trumpeting the new US Joint Chiefs of Staff, US Navy Admiral Mike Mullen, the President lobbed a zinger at every Republican's favorite pinata, Hollywood:

"Many people are surprised when told about the admiral's show business roots. After all, he is humble, well-grounded and filled with common sense. Not exactly what one thinks about when they think of Hollywood values."

Thank god someone said it, because I can't take any more of Hollywood's shenanigans! Someone has got to stop Morgan Freeman from flashing photographers every chance he gets. Show some decency, please! Could someone please tell Meryl Streep to stop with the constant self-aggrandizing? I don't care about her new fashion line. And for the record, if I see one more photo of Daniel Day-Lewis at the supermarket, I'm going to vom. Hollywood should look to that paragon of "humilty" and "common sense," the Grand Old Party.

When the President talks about "Hollywood," he doesn't mean the thousands of dedicated people who work in Los Angeles -- the caterers, the gaffers, the foley artists, the make-up assistants, the gophers and wardrobe staffers. He also doesn't mean the actors, the directors, or the agents, famous and not so famous. Of course he doesn't. He means the Jews.

(Also, the Gays. Every Republican who goes after Jews AND gays gets extra bigot points.) (Actually, he probably means Gay Jews.) (He could probably call them "Gaws," but he won't because that sounds like Jaws and that movie was immorally violent, but more importantly, directed by a Jew.)

Any time a conservative goes off on "Hollywood values" or for that matter, "New York values" what they're really trying to say is Jewish values -- you know, the values of those nine Jews who own all the money in the world and run all the big studios. It's an easy shot at a city known for its liberalism, with a soft undertone of anti-semitism to drive the point home. Pot shots at the immoral institution of "Hollywood" is the new warning about "New York Bankers." It's sort of like how not caring about Fred Thompson is the new caring about Fred Thompson.

Oh sure, the President might be talking about the explicit sex of films like Superbad. But have you been paying attention to the GOP lately? The only thing sexier than the Republican party these days is the Catholic church. Or, there's the violence in movies... But the violence rocking Iraq and Afghanistan ain't got nothing on Saw 17, or whichever number they're on now.

But where, pray tell was the Vice President the other day? Ah yes, Beverly Hills. Oh Republican Hypocrisy, watching you is better than sitting at home with a Netflix of Dunston Checks In and a bag of Reeses.

 
 
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outnow
Ban the bomb
12:07 PM on 10/04/2007
Rambo is OK, Syriana is not. The Passion of Christ is OK, Elmer Gantry is not.

The Pat Tillman movie will be interesting.

Hollywood is shallow but that where Ronald Reagan came from.
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didereaux
The Flying Spaghetti Monster is my Lord & Saviour!
11:40 PM on 10/03/2007
Speaking of Gop 'Show Business' have you seen the latest giuliani effort...mixes Broadway and politics...

see the promo here

"http://www.flickr.com/photos/12461951@N03/"

use the whole line between the quotes, HuffPos Dollar Store Blogware does not recognize the @ symbol as part of the URL.

or
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1027/1480721870_a1e9a33d96_o.jpg
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07:00 PM on 10/03/2007
You had me up to the church...
What's good for goose...
Just because a scandal doesnt make MSM...

a teeny glimpse...
ynet 5.19.06:Rape charge against controversial rabbi

In 2002, U.S. Rabbi Baruch Lanner was convicted of aggravated sexual contact and sexual contact, and of endangering the welfare of two teenage girls by touching their breasts while serving as principal of the Hillel Yeshiva in Ocean Township, New Jersey. The girls testified that Lanner also telephoned them at home, made lewd and sexually suggestive comments.

But the real tragedy of the story is that Lanner had been accused for years of sexual impropriety, inconsistent and occasionally violent behavior, but students' calls for help were routinely ignored by Lanner's superiors, both at school and at the Orthodox Union, the parent group of the National Conference of Synagogue Youth group that Lanner headed. It took a media expose by the New York Jewish Week to finally force the rabbi to resign both posts and Orthodox Union officials to admit they had allowed a dangerous situation to fester by ignoring warning signs that Lanner posed a danger to his students.

Israel now finds itself in a similar position with regard to Mordechai Gafni, the charismatic but troubled former leader of the Bayit Chadash community in Jaffa who now stands accused of rape and sexual misconduct. Like Lanner, Gafni is a talented speaker with a magnetic personality. And also like Lanner, he has been dogged by accusations of impropriety (sexual and non-sexual) for years. And, again like Lanner, Gafni has managed to avoid prosecution and punishment for his accused actions for years.

Since the 1980s' Gafni – also known as Marc (Mordechai) Winyarz – has been accused of molesting teenage students as a young rabbi with the now-defunct Jewish Public School Youth organization, and of plagiarizing influential rabbis such as late Yeshiva University rector Rabbi Joseph Dov Soleveitchik and Shlomo Carlebach. One former colleague who experienced Winyarz's sexual advances first-hand.
05:15 PM on 10/03/2007
So....uh..which is it? From the the majority of comments I read on HuffPo everyday which state that AIPAC and BUSHCO are the same thing or at least in a very long and loving embrace, I would expect that if he was an anti-semite or even insulted them, they could have him replaced...right? (wait...can they do that?)

I would think rather, that his stupid reference was to the (read following with fake country bumpkin Texas accent) gay-bottom-buggering, sitting-down-for-tea-with-Chavez, rehab-hopping, anti-administration-epithet-spouting, pseudo-intellectual, Islamist-terrist-enemy-combatants-defending, hate-America-first, drowning-in-self-loathing-and-guilt-while-
all-the-while-making-billions-off-of-the-very-
system-and-citizens-you-ridicule hypocrites of the media elite.

Or it could have just been a really weak attempt at getting a chuckle from his audience.
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TheIndependenceParty
Cranky yankee and a rehabilitated ex-Republican
07:14 PM on 10/03/2007
Boy, you had me going there for a minute, ... I was pretty sure you were referring to the "(blah - blah - blah , ...) hypocrites of the political Right Wing Elite" , ... might have been the "buggering" stuff that brought to mind, ... well you know how the Boys in the Reich are with the Hitler Youth.
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JimR
05:12 PM on 10/03/2007
Oh come on. Bashing Hollywood is one of the oldest diversionary tactics in the book.

I think Bush is the worst president, certainly in my lifetime, and quite possibly in the entire history of the United States. But I do not think he is anti-Semitic.

And while he certainly does not support gay rights, I don't think the Hollywood bashing is about gays. It's about "pay no attention to what's going in Iraq."
04:13 PM on 10/03/2007
Hollywood is just a reflection of America. For every scene of sex on the screen, there are hundreds of trists in Washington men's rooms. For every four-letter word uttered on the screen there are a thousand said in the WH. For every violent death in a movie there are hundreds in Iraq. What he means by 'Hollywood values' is LIBERAL values. The ones that tell us to care for the poor and sick and that not all problems can be solved by killing children in foreign lands. As usual, Bush is hurling insults at the American people and at least 30% of them are lapping it up. I guess he'll show us all when he nukes Iran. What a BMOC that will make him. I'll be he gets an erection when the casualty reports start coming in. What disgusting human beings are the Republicans. It must have been their upbringing.
04:44 PM on 10/03/2007
Bush's Republican Reich Wing spews venom at filmmakers while spending more than $400 BILLION to kill 20,000 "terrorists" in Iraq...that comes to $20 MILLION per "terrorist" if you have "faith" in the science of mathematics. When are PATRIOTIC AMERICANS finally going to plant themselves in front of the Bush House and SHOUT this LUNATIC administration out of office.
03:28 PM on 10/03/2007
They're trying to conflate "Hollywood values" as exemplified by Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan with support for Democratic politicians and liberal causes.
03:27 PM on 10/03/2007
Would some please offer up some concrete evidence for the claims being made in this post and in the comments section?
03:04 PM on 10/03/2007
Just the typical rethug crap appealing to the midwest/southern base who think their part of the country is THE ONLY AMERICA! The old divide and conquer game book, which sadly has worked so well for them in the past.
02:39 PM on 10/03/2007
Get over yourselves -- no one is happier about Bush being in the WH than AIPAC and their 'fundie' friends --- so why would Bush bash them?
02:21 PM on 10/03/2007
I don't think GW mentioning Hollywood valuse is a potshot at jews-i mean 2/3 of the neocons are Jews.
I think the shot at Hollywood values-especially coming after the Evangelicals like Dobson and Perkins proclaimed thier lack of interest in the GOP candidates-was about throwing a bone to the Fundie crowd by slamming "hollywood" as somehow being immoral.
No doubt becasue of the recent onslaught of movies depicting the truth about wars/govt. corruption...
02:43 PM on 10/03/2007
Good point. There are a some quite high profile Jewish Neocons. I agree with bethinCary, nothing like blaming some other group (even if some other group like "Hollywood", hardly qualifies as a coehesive group). Where was I? Oh yea, nothing like blaming some/any other group as immoral to distract from your own group (i.e. the GOPs) immorality. Its just a marketing ploy, and "hollywood" is a good target, since he can help discredit anti-war films before they get off the ground in the process.
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asl3676
San Diego
02:44 PM on 10/03/2007
The Republican base knows the code words. They are not anti-gay only anti gay marriage, They are not against discrimination they are for states rights. They are not anti- immigrant. They are only anti illegal immigrant.
03:53 PM on 10/03/2007
Oh come on, how naive can you get? They *are* anti-gay, they *are* as you say (but probably didn't meant to) not against discrimination, and they *are* anti-immigrant. They just don't have the balls to say so, not all the time anyway.
11:32 AM on 10/03/2007
Hanks, you have most of the Republican code words right, but you left out one. The term "liberal" as used by Republicans refers almost exclusively to Jews. When they excoriate "liberal professors," for example, what they really mean is Jewish professors. The "liberal agenda" is a Jewish agenda, and so on.

The schizophrenic nature of Republican politics also might be noted. Republicans support Israel not so much because they are enamored of Jews, but because they are nurturing their dream of the day Jews will be destroyed at Armageddon and their own Republican, White, Christly brotherhood will become ascendant.

Their's is truly a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
05:20 PM on 10/03/2007
Funny, as the non-christian son of a former Evangelical Pastor raised in the church, I've never heard the whole "Jews get destroyed at Armageddon" thing. Rather, that even though not Christian, the Jews were "God's Chosen People" and ushered into heaven along with all of the Christians.

I must not have been paying attention for those 15 years.
02:04 AM on 10/03/2007
Republicans will NEVER be able to govern well. Because they will NEVER let go of their bigotry and anti-people activisim. They encourage the worse values imaginable while lying and pretending that they are the opposite of what they truly are.
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01:55 AM on 10/03/2007
Leftists like George Murphy, Sonny Bono, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are among the Socialist icons of Hollywood.
01:05 AM on 10/03/2007
David Geffen and Striesand's son say
F*CK OFF.!...Bush