Salt: A Mayor Koch Review

She's got big lips... some think they're beautiful. I just think they're big lips. But either way, she still can't pull off playing a wonder woman, which is what Angelina Jolie attempts to do in Salt. Watch my review to know the movie that features the best wonder woman of all time.

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Comments

[Trollstein]

09:24 AM on 08/21/2010

Her lips are not so much "beautiful" as they are sexy.

[FDR67]

08:46 PM on 08/10/2010

Effects were preposterous

[Zenzi]

03:49 PM on 08/10/2010

This is a mean spirited review from someone I don't trust to do reviews. Maybe Salt was not your cup of tea, but it is an exciting thriller with a female lead in an action role. All women should support it and Jolie is FANTASTIC in it, like her (or her lips) or not. This movie will make 300M+ WW, it is a great summer diversion. Don't be a hater Mr. Mayor.

[THATSWHATUGET]

10:42 AM on 08/10/2010

Well, I liked it. It was entertaining, and certainly not an Oscar contender, but it kept me interested for 90 minutes.

There are very few women doing action movies, which I *think* is her niche. It's the first I've seen of hers too. There were a LOT of "colored" people in the movie, too.

For that alone, I give it three-stars, four would be pandering.

[nycbunny]

10:34 AM on 08/10/2010

Oh whoops - spoke too soon.

[nycbunny]

10:32 AM on 08/10/2010

Geez rude.

[mainemomma]

06:48 AM on 08/10/2010

Mayor, if she had a big butt, would you call that out too? Pleeze.

[gulopartisan]

03:53 PM on 08/10/2010

I "posted" the first comment on this "review" yesterday, simply asking if it would be Ok to begin my post by commenting on the size of the mayor's... well, it wasn't his ego. My post was censored, of course.

[mainemomma]

09:45 PM on 08/10/2010

I think that shrinks as you get older. The mayors would be offically an 'inny'..

[blueman00009]

03:39 AM on 08/10/2010

Mayor. Her name is Angelina, not Angela. Stick to your day job. Oh, that's right, you haven't had a day job in over a decade. Movie reviews? Puuleez.

[Janis Moorhouse]

12:22 AM on 08/10/2010

I agree with you, poor thing is really mentally ill and from a very dysfunctional family...

[appacom]

11:44 PM on 08/09/2010

Dear Mayor Koch,
To your everlasting regret, you couldn't pull off being "Wonder Woman" either. The thing is, she wasn't trying. You were.
Still your sometimes admirer. Always Angelina's.

[StacyJ]

04:10 AM on 08/10/2010

Maybe Rudy Guiliani could have been "Wonder Woman". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IrE6FMpai8

[Rozanna]

11:33 PM on 08/09/2010

I've avoided the movie myself. Thank you for giving me further reason not to go. Girl With The Dragon Tattoo does sound intriguing.

[VermontGirl]

02:20 PM on 08/10/2010

Both of the "Girl" movies are EXCELLENT....see them both...you won't be disappointed.
Larrson created some wonderful characters.

[Zenzi]

03:46 PM on 08/10/2010

Girl is fantastic. However, I am not a Jolie fan but I thought Salt was extremely entertaining, fun watching a woman kick butt and it's a fast moving 1.5 hrs. Give both movies a shot.

[happycat]

07:54 PM on 08/09/2010

Excellent review, Mayor Koch!