Larry David, You Can Relax

Like Larry David and so many other anxious Democrats, my husband has been going nuts over the past couple of months worrying that Something Might Happen to keep Barack Obama out of the White House.

Then, one morning last week, we were heading toward downtown Chicago when we saw an unusual cloud pattern. I don't know whether it was a conjunction of vapor trails or an odd cirrus formation -- but whatever it was, there was a giant X cloud hanging in the sky, roughly over the Hyde Park neighborhood.

My husband turned to me with a sudden smile of relief. "God is an Early Voter," he said.

Comments

[spozz13]

we need to start imposing higher tariffs on imported chinese goods. how can we have a strong economy when we don't manufacture anything? i am tired of being made to feel small because i am a blue collar worker. if obama is elected; some type of initiative needs to be broght up to save and grow manufacturing. keep the faith!

[greenlit]

Let's ask God to be a poll watcher.

[ThinkForYourself2]

Take some time everyday to look up and really observe your sky. Start noticing those supposed plane exhaust vapors that don't dissapear within a minute as they always have before 1998 or so. Notice how only a small fraction of plane exhaust vapors stay around and get much larger, blanketing the sky. Notice how they can stick around for hours. Notice how this doesn't happen everyday. Notice that the same couple planes might be going back and forth accross the sky creating such wonderful artistic patterns for the public to enjoy. Notice that it's done at night also. Notice what a wonderful chemical concoction it's composed of that independent researchers have analyzed that you can find on the net. Notice the denial of military officials that anything is out of the ordinary.

What you are seeing is called "Chemtrails". You might want to Google it.

http://www.naturalnews.com/chemtrails.html

[bewinick]

Austin,

God also votes often.

-Ben

[PerryWhite]

Since Obama says that he prays to Jesus Christ every night, maybe what you saw was a cross. I don't know that that will comfort Larry David.

[blaqntelligence]

What a wonderful, funny, uplifting article to read on a Monday morning. Thank you.