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Do Republicans Have Sex?

Posted: 02/ 8/2012 7:39 pm

Ok let's get down to brass tacks. We know the Republicans are mostly just playing politics with women's health. If we stop them from bashing birth control they'll find something else. But now that the Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals has ruled the California ban on gay marriage unconstitutional, it seems appropriate to out the opponents of birth control. For being straight.

Most heterosexually active Americans, including most Catholics, use birth control, as do many others who use hormones to treat a medical condition. The U.S. Conference of Catholic Bishops opposes birth control. The Catholic Church operates a large chunk of the nation's hospitals and universities, and provides health insurance to its millions of employees, many of whom are not Catholic. The Affordable Care Act proposes that these institutions will have to continue offering coverage for contraception without co-pays or deductibles, like any other employer, or start doing so, as of 2013. Actual churches are excluded from this requirement. The Bishops are riled up about this. Congressional Republicans, and some in the "liberal" media, are echoing distress at the law's incursion on the church's right to impose its religious views on its employees and students.

So, do the critics walk the walk? We'll take the Bishops at their word that they don't have kids. But members of Congress love to talk about their families. So we should be able to tell whether or not members who say they don't believe that contraception is an essential aspect of health care, especially for women, are likely users of contraception.

The websites for the 16 Republican members of the Health Subcommittee of the House Energy and Commerce Committee describe all but two as having children. The breakdown:

One child: 2 members: Leonard Lance, Tim Murphy (Rep. Murphy, from a hearing on this subject: "It is not our job as Catholics to tell God what he should do. It is our job to learn and follow his teachings.")

Two children: 5 members: Mike Rogers, Marsha Blackburn, Bob Latta, Cathy McMorris Rodgers, Fred Upton

Three children: 5 members: Joe Pitts, Michael Burgess, John Shimkus, Bill Cassidy, Brett Guthrie

Four children: 2 members: Phil Gingrey, Joe Barton

Their family size suggests that these right wing opponents of medical contraception are, in fact, ardent practitioners of what they want to deny to the rest of us. There are other possible (though unlikely) explanations: despite being married, among them for collectively more than a century, perhaps they rarely consummate their relationships. This may explain their often public irritability. Alternatively, these uncommonly blessed couples might have beaten the statistical odds for success with the rhythm method of birth control.

Next time they spout off about it in public, maybe we should ask them.

 

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Ok let's get down to brass tacks. We know the Republicans are mostly just playing politics with women's health. If we stop them from bashing birth control they'll find something else. But now that th...
Ok let's get down to brass tacks. We know the Republicans are mostly just playing politics with women's health. If we stop them from bashing birth control they'll find something else. But now that th...
 
 
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01:55 PM on 02/09/2012
If the company you work for gets taken over by a Islamic organization, do they have the right to dictate ALL employees adherer to Sharia Law in their private lives, that ALL employees only eat Halal food even in their private lives?

Why does women's health care get so politicized?!
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Larry Ricketts
Follow the money.
01:55 PM on 02/09/2012
Yes, yes, yes, Republicans have sex. They screw the American people every chance they get. Then they tell you they respect you and will call you next week. Just trust them.
10:37 PM on 02/09/2012
Awesome answer. Really. :)
01:40 PM on 02/09/2012
The republicans and Catholic Bishops believe sex is ONLY for procreation. Since this is a strongly held belief of theirs I'd like them to prove it. Catholic Bishops are supposed to be living a life of celibacy....so why not have their genitalia (sausage and meatballs) surgically removed, not to prevent pregnancy - that would be wrong, but the temptation to have sex at all (specifically with children) by making it physically impossible. The older republicans, who are beyond a reasonable age they should be fathering children, should also do this, again to save themselves from the evils sex. Go on......PROVE your beliefs!
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shirley thomas
justice for all, not the few
12:57 PM on 02/09/2012
if it weren't a HIPPA violation i would be more interested in whether they have abortions
nonethewyzzer
Master of neither subtlety nor style.....
01:11 PM on 02/09/2012
You KNOW they do! It's absolutely, statistically and realistically impossible, that only Democrats and non-Christians have abortions. The Christians over there on the right side of the aisle just don't want anyone to know!
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OldJazzyGirl
Sick of the fracked up righties.
02:46 PM on 02/09/2012
I have known some who did. One said it was BECAUSE she was Catholic and her parents would have been very upset if she had a child and not married.
08:03 PM on 02/09/2012
Don't forget not all Republicans are religious pro-lifers... there ARE some who haven't seen the err in their ways as of yet. As there are also some pro-life Democrats. Abortion is not perfectly divided down the party lines.
12:35 PM on 02/09/2012
You forgot to mention them possibly using unconventional orifice entry methods to prevent pregnancy. After all, they've been practicing it on the American public for how long?
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09:44 AM on 02/09/2012
I think Planned Parenthood is probably sitting there wondering if this would be good timing to announce their new birth control program aimed toward working people with inadequate health insurance.

I know I'm considering it for next year since my insurance wouldn't pay for my annual doctor visit to have my Pap smear done. But since I only pay $1182/month for my insurance, I guess I expected too much. At any rate, next year, I plan to check into what the cost would be for me to go to Planned Parenthood.
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shirley thomas
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12:58 PM on 02/09/2012
thanks for the info re PP
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OldJazzyGirl
Sick of the fracked up righties.
02:50 PM on 02/09/2012
It has been the law for 10 years that insurance cover women's preventative healthcare. Maybe your insurance company needs a visit from HHS.
08:05 PM on 02/09/2012
I believe that's only law in 28 states unfotunately... although I may be mistaken and/or read wrong facts.
09:29 AM on 02/09/2012
only people not affiliated with the GOP think they believe what they say. the Party, and its supporters don't care one bit about this issue, or any other social issue. They are just a smoke screen to hide the Fascism. Here is an example for you. Do you think the judge and prosecutors in the Salem witch trials believed in witches? No, they believed in Power, and in taking other peoples stuff. The GOP wants control, and they don't care how they get it.
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fgrammit
07:50 AM on 02/09/2012
no they are too busy watching and policing other peoples sexual habits to have time. lol
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My Mate Pat
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06:25 AM on 02/09/2012
Seems like the churches are not fit employers.
02:24 AM on 02/09/2012
Politicians do not work for a church run organization so yes their contraceptives are covered. No need to dictate the churches cover them, there are plenty of other hospitals and schools that offer contraceptives as part of their medical package.

To make this such a big issue is ridiculous though, we are 15 TRILLION dollars in debt... First politician to get serious about cutting it has my vote. The way its looking it wont be a Democrat or Republican though.
11:59 PM on 02/08/2012
Maybe this most recent exposure of Republican hypocrisy will induce more Republicans to stop having sex, thereby leading to fewer Republican offspring, which will result in the eventual adoption of a progressive tax system (sorry Mitt), universal health care, gun control, and the end of any discussions ever again of "Creation Science" as having anything even remotely related to science. I'm feeling better already.
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OldJazzyGirl
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02:53 PM on 02/09/2012
I would fan you, but I haven't been able to fan anyone for days or view the my or anyone else's comment section.
11:35 PM on 02/09/2012
Just knowing that you want to fan me is enough.
11:18 PM on 02/08/2012
Ah yes, instead of "Have you stopped beating your wife?", the new question is, "Do you have sex with your wife, and what contraception did you use?"

Are you in violation of your opposition to contraception, or are you incapable of getting it up, or so incredibly disciplined and lucky you can maintain the rhythm method? Do you talk to your wife about your period?

I hope people RUDELY demand that information as their right, in front of those politicians' children, if the opportunity arises. MAYBE just maybe they will realize that this is NOT a matter to be politicized after all. Maybe, just maybe, they will realize that there is in fact a right to privacy in the Constitution, between the words of the 1st, 4th and 9th Amendments.
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Jeff Bunting
09:41 PM on 02/08/2012
From what I've heard a lot of republicans sex lives are well... very unconventional to put it mildly.
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08:29 PM on 02/08/2012
Ellen Shaffer - if you want contraceptives - go buy it yourself.
anon004
With this moniker, you were expecting a picture?
08:49 PM on 02/08/2012
hicksticks2001 - if you or your significant other want a baby, pay for all of it yourself.
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01:30 AM on 02/09/2012
I can do that, or I can choose an employer that covers pregnancy and labor in it's benefits package if it is important to me. It is amazing how the free market can work if the government doesn't mess it up.
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whirlpool
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07:50 PM on 02/08/2012
I hope they don't. They have polluted the gene pool enough already.