A break-up is a lot like a Rebecca Black song. Painful, traumatic and entirely devoid of reason.
It's totally normal to cry enough to fill Niagra Falls or want to burn down the entire universe.
But before you go all U.S. Postal worker, here are 9.5 handy tips that all recently dumped girls should keep in mind.
Elliott Capner, Misha Zelinsky and Matt Knapp are the authors of the new book He's an Asshole Anyway - A What Not to Do Guide for Recently Dumped Girls, Written by the Assholes Who Do It.