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Ellis Weiner

Ellis Weiner

Posted: October 4, 2010 02:15 PM

Frank Rich, depressingly, notes:

Big money rains down on the "bottom up" Tea Party insurgency through phantom front organizations (Americans for Prosperity, Americans for Job Security) that exploit legal loopholes to keep their sugar daddies' names secret. Reporters at The Times and The Washington Post, among others, have lately made real strides in explaining how the game works. But we still don't know the identities of most of those anonymous donors.

This New York Times column comes one day after a report on NPR about the flood of political ads made possible by the execrable, democracy-killing Citizens United decision by the Once-Supreme Court. Corporations (and unions) are now free to funnel essentially unlimited amounts of money into ads, most of which are dedicated to describing candidates in what may safely be said to be disparaging terms.

The sources of such ads need not be identified as being real-life individuals or corporations (or unions). Instead, they're frequently disguised by anodyne-sounding organizational names--organizations that often consist of nothing more than a recently-created web site. Like virtual particles, they come into existence for the brief span of a specific campaign, after which they disappear. And yes, while "both sides do it," the estimated disparity in the numbers of who does what is, according to Peter Overby on Weekend All Things Considered, approximately seven to one, Republicans over Dems.

The implications of this plague are grim--i.e., a government increasingly owned by an untouchable plutocracy that will do all it can to channel the country's wealth to itself, while the rest of us engage in levelheaded debates and manic fistfights over the crumbs. So let's not think about them! Instead, let's have some fun mounting a spirited (if doomed) effort to resist this fatal corruption of the electoral process.

Say your name is "Dave Liberal," and you're running for the Senate against shadily-funded plutocrat-favorite Jason Putz. Suddenly you find yourself under attack from an organization called Concerned Americans for a Constitutional America. How to fight back?

Here's how: with advertising ju-jitsu. Use the secrecy and opacity of the attack ads' source against your opponent. All you'll need, in addition to the money to create and run your counter-ad, is a web site dedicated to your pet. It doesn't have to be fancy--just a few photos of the dog or cat, ideally being coddled by some cute kids, if you have access to any. If you don't have a pet, get a damn goldfish and have your twenty-something aides create a web site for that.

But enough about goldfish. Let's say you have a dog. Your ad, then, goes like this:

ANNOUNCER (V/O; insinuating, skeptical, menacing):

"Jason Putz is being promoted by something called Concerned Americans for a Constitutional America. Ever hear of it? Neither have we. Where, really, is their money coming from? Who is Jason Putz working for? Oh, sure, Concerned Americans for a Constitutional America has a web site. But so what? Everyone has a web site. Dave Liberal's DOG has a web site. (www.daveliberalsdog.com).

"Jason Putz will tell you this is all perfectly legal. And it is. But a lot of things are legal. Lying to everyone you know is "legal." It's "legal" to betray your family. It's "legal" to cheat on your spouse. If Jason Putz had committed a series of gruesome murders, it would be "legal" for him to refuse to answer questions about it. Is this who (YOUR STATE) wants representing it in Washington? Once he gets there, who will Jason Putz be working for? You? Or the moneymen hiding behind his ads?

"Don't let him get away with it. Vote for Dave Liberal. He makes his own ads. And he won't work for anyone except you."

Of course, in order to do this, you or your staff will have to monitor the TV and radio broadcasts and keep an eye or ear out for those ads. That will mean watching and listening to a lot of programming you otherwise wouldn't get near with a ten-foot antenna. Well, tough. It's politics. You knew when you got into it that it would be a dirty, demeaning business.

Good luck!

 
 
 
 
 
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07:06 AM on 10/06/2010
It was the previous supreme court that voted to allow political fund backers not to have to tell where they get their money. I hope with the new court, as of yesterday, someone will try to force the backers of ads to say where their money comes from. Remember, one of the largest Tea Party members is Clarence Thomas' wife.
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10:20 PM on 10/04/2010
Do those supporting the Republican agenda (such as it is) not take time to wonder why so many large(huge) businesses pour so much money into supporting the Republicans? Do they not take time to think about what is in it for them and who really benefits if the Repubs gain power? Surely they are not so ignorant as to believe that the mega rich have the people's best interest at heart? How did they get so rich in the first place? Wakey Wakey?
itolduso
lateral thinker
12:27 PM on 10/05/2010
They believe they're going to get a 'piece'.
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SeaBlood
cynical about religion
09:11 PM on 10/04/2010
I'm very impressed with this posting. This blogger is always spot on! I wish more people would stop by and read and learn. They would be educated about what is taking place in their country. Alas, only 9 people have responded so far. Maybe if the post were to begin with the words, "kardashian" or maybe "ground-zero" or "Bristol&Levi" more people would tune in.
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right Alice
10:07 PM on 10/04/2010
There's not much to say when one is stupefied
with what all is against us -- the 501(c)4's
secret sugar daddies and campaign financing,
Citizens United, lobbyists, compromised
electronic voting machines.... Plutocracy.
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Dave TN
I ym' what I ym' and that's all that I ym'
11:54 PM on 10/04/2010
Maybe the headline should say "Republiecan party is being secretly funded by the Chinese government.” That is what it would take before people would set up and take notice. I can't say that this is taking place, but I cannot either. This stupid decision by the Supreme Court was one of the worst pieces of graft and corruption supporting garbage. This if not destroy our form of government, it will most certainly hamper democracy.
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Intolerantcentrist
No thanks…I brought my own air.
08:47 PM on 10/04/2010
I agree that the Court has rewritten the Constitution to the extent that uncontrollable influences are now permitted to capture our Democracy. However “Citizens United” is not the singular case that created this debacle.
07:53 PM on 10/04/2010
What is so difficult - The First Amendment provides that “Congress shall make no law . . . abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press.” Oh but Stevens dissent states that congress shall have the power to abridge the freedom of speech.

Under stevens dissent, HuffP could not say bad things about a candidate 30 days before an election - because congress can abridge the freedom of speech.
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Intolerantcentrist
No thanks…I brought my own air.
09:03 PM on 10/04/2010
The question is not whether the constitutional powers of Congress or its compelling reasons are at odds with the clearly stated constitutional rights. The difficultly however is that Corporations, through the Court, are persons within the meaning of the Constitution.

To claim constitutional rights, an entity must retain the constitution standing to exert those rights. Such was, and is, the crux of corporate personhood or corporate citizenship. In order for a corporation to exercise constitution rights, they must first obtain constitutional standing in order to exert such rights. They must be a “person” to hold constitutional standing.

Although the Court never examined the question of corporate personhood within Citizens United, the Court did grant standing to the corporation so as to argue First Amendment harm precisely because it is well established that corporations are persons within the meaning of the Constitution. Citizens United could not have argued otherwise.
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ThatsTheTheWayItIs
religion, ideology, partisanship are delusional
07:01 PM on 10/04/2010
Obama did not give us more Alito and Roberts clones on SCOTUS.
To me, that's enough reason to vote Democratic, indefinitely.
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SeaBlood
cynical about religion
06:57 PM on 10/04/2010
These big-money entities can also use their monies to make the economy take a dive, which would make the incumbents look very bad, if the big-money guys desired. What sneaky guys!
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JoeLib
Snarky is a lifestyle choice
06:20 PM on 10/04/2010
I represent Americans for a more American America and I think the ads from People for a Concerned Populous have unfairly denigrated the work of Concerned People for American Concerns, which was only trying to correct an error presented by Citizens for American Growthification when they attacked Families for Parents and Children’s horrible ad regarding Domestic Business for National America, which did that terrible number on American Americans Ameliorating Amicable Amortization.
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10:22 PM on 10/04/2010
Ugh???????
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06:06 PM on 10/04/2010
News outlets should be running regular features on the accuracy of political ads. That would neutralize the b.s. factor. But they're so afraid of being charged with bias, as if a truth that favors one side or the other is bias.
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Dredd
Our government is a wartocracy.
05:59 PM on 10/04/2010
The Supreme Five on the U.S. Supreme Court have only begun. They have lifetime tenure and they will stand the hair up on your neck before they are done.

http://blogdredd.blogspot.com/2010/10/corp-germ-corp-seed-corp-monster-2.html
03:44 PM on 10/04/2010
I'm not running for anything, but I have a very cute dog who's picture is available to any embattled progressive candidate. Her name is Tessie.
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Kyle Shamberg
03:24 PM on 10/04/2010
I recently posted a similar entry on campaign finance. It is the biggest problem facing American politics today.