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Ellis Weiner

Ellis Weiner

Posted: April 25, 2010 06:34 PM

Tea Party Animals

What's Your Reaction:

In 2004, you'll recall, I jumped up and down and railed about how "stupid" people were who couldn't see George W. Bush for the lying, snickering warmonger and enabler of cronyism and incompetence he so obviously, obviously was. Then, in 2008, who could forget the sight of me jumping up and down and decrying the "stupidity" of people unable to see Sarah Palin for the lying, ignorant grifter-demagogue she so obviously was (and is)?

It was all jolly good fun, and semi-aerobically beneficial to my cardio-pulmonary systems, what with the jumping and the yelling.

Now I have, as a public service, subjected myself to this --that nice young man from New Left Media interviewing Tea Party demonstrators at the Washington Monument this past Tax Day. And, again, I find myself jumping up and down and railing about the sheer, radiant, diamond-hard stupidity of the people on display.

True, it's easy to interview anyone and, through the magic of perfidious editing, make them look ill-informed and inarticulate. But I don't think that's what on view here. I think what's on view here is world-class, A-game stupid.

When asked, "What are your concerns with the present administration?" a woman answers, "Uh...socialist agenda. Tyranny." This is the conversation of a Speak & Spell.

"They're trying to get control of the country, so that they can run every business and every person in this country, and tell them what they can do and when they can do it," says a sweet, no-nonsense, all-nonsense-all-the-time old lady. "We're senior citizens, and now they're telling us that we can't even get medical care, 'cause they're gonna give us a pill." Idn at cute? The way believes every crackpot word of it, bless her heart?

Time and again we get variations on one of two themes: Indignation about things that are demonstrably not true, or open and defiant disbelief at things that demonstrably are true.
"Do you know that President Obama is considering banning fishing in America?" one woman provokingly asks, and the interviewer deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for resisting the temptation to answer, "No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it." (Or, better: "Know it? I wrote it!")

As a group of my email friends ask each other every day without hope of an answer: What is wrong with people?

Plus, what's with the costumes? Revolutionary War costumes. Captain America costumes. Betsy Ross costumes. Guys--who, it is safe to say, would with zest and enthusiasm beat up any hippie wearing the American flag as, e.g., a vest--wearing the American flag as a bandanna or a jacket.

And yet therein may lie the answer. Or, at any rate, therein lies my newest and most exciting, if wrong, theory:

The Tea Party gatherings of today are like rock concerts used to be in the Sixties. Back then, we congregated by the thousands, not only to listen to music, but to be with each other, to obtain validation from strangers that our vague perception ("adulthood as it has been represented to us is fucked up") was correct. People came in costumes and cheered loudly for idiotic nonsense ("What's going down with, like, the government, man, is a serious bummer and we have got to get it together").

Actually, though, this analogy isn't quite accurate. Because in the Sixties, a gathering of, say, ten thousand people would include many who really did have an informed political analysis, and could present a cogent argument for it. You could disagree with it, but it had some rigor and heft.

I don't detect any of that at the Tea Parties or in their pronouncements. "Obama is a socialist" is not an analysis, it's a playground taunt. "Taxed Enough Already" would at least constitute a political position, if it were not made risible by the wrongheaded misconceptions of the people who advance it. "No More Bailouts" is an appealing idea, but first I want to hear what its proponents think would have happened if the major financial institutions in this country had been allowed to go bankrupt. And then, how they would have dealt with it.

Which brings us to "I Want My Country Back." Most readers are too young to remember the similar "I want my Maypo!," (the slogan, on tv and radio commercials, for a brand of maple-flavored oatmeal), so let's just say that this isn't a political position. It's a Country-Western sob story combining self-pity and the most desperate kind of nostalgia.

(And which country would that be? The one under Bush? The one of unjustified war, rampant lies, secret torture, domestic spying, tax cuts for the rich, government-by-crony, and utter economic stagnation for the middle class? You got it. Shall I wrap it or will you eat it here?)

In the end, though, perhaps it doesn't matter what they say. It doesn't matter to us, because it's impossible to take it seriously. And obviously they don't really care what they say, either.

What they care about is expressing their emotions. They're mad, they're frustrated, they're anxious or frightened or depressed. And they're entitled to be. The world most of them voted for (twice) when Bush ran for office, has collapsed. Americans are still getting killed in countries full of ingrate tribal nutbars and religious fanatics, unemployment is over ten percent, and the same rich scumbags who caused this disaster are giving each other millions in (how's this for a galling word) "bonuses." Then they tune into Rush or Beck or Fox News, demagogues whose sole aim is to convert their listeners' anger, indignation, and fear into cash.

At one point in that New Left Media video, the inimitable Victoria Jackson chants, three times, "There's a communist...living...in the White House!" Then she cries, "What are we gonna do about it!?" and, as one, the fervent crowd roars, "KWHMNR-lkhewropb...!"

They don't know what to do about it. (Among other things, they don't know what a Communist is.) But it doesn't matter. Anger is, or at least feels, empowering. And so they're outside, surrounded by people just as pissed off and inarticulate as they, and it makes them feel patriotic--which is to say, noble, brave, and important.

Just don't ask them anything.

Cross-posted at What HE Said

 
 
 
 
 
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08:48 PM on 05/02/2010
Frankly I don't understand the hostility towards the Tea Party movement. Don't we all want accountability, transparency and a country that is not bankrupt?

The Tea Party movement was started by Ron Paul and was a very positive message. It dictated that the Country get their finances in order, by cutting spending, most specifically by cutting the Country's bloated overseas expenditures, which benefit the elites and the Corporations and not 90% of the American public. Do we really need troops in Germany? Japan? An unwinnable war in Afghanistan? Have we not learned anything from what happened to the Russians in Afghanistan in the 80's. They had a shot to get Bin Laden and blew it. That was the whole purpose of going there in the first place. True tea party people want peace and a much smaller and less powerful government with more individual freedom. Can somebody explain to me how a pro-peace and pro-liberty movement is unintelligent and makes the tea party movement bad in your opinions?

Then the Tea Party posers. The ones who want to magically have the deficit reduced despite having countless wars and are delusional and also need a remedial math course. They are not tea party people. They are neocons posing as part of the tea party movement and are part of the GOP trying to co-opt the movement for their war mongering benefit. Sarah Palin would be an example of this.
08:33 PM on 05/02/2010
Ellis, you are what many including myself would call en elitist. One in desperate need of a remedial math course. The country is bankrupt and the people recognize this. They see the government bailing out banks at the expense of the American people. You demand an explanation of course. An alternative. Here is an idea. Let them go bankrupt. A lot of these banks do not loan any money to small businesses anyways. Small businesses create a lot more jobs then these to big to fail insitutions.

You should be asking yourself, why the White House is fighting the con job the Federal reserve and banks are doing to the American people. Check out Dylan Ratigan's video which explains it. I think even you could follow the logic. Then ask yourself, why the White House is fighting the audit of the fed amendment, which is sponsored by Bernie Sanders and Alan Grayson in the house. Hardly tea party folk, although Ron Paul is in there too. You must hate him. Somebody who depends accountability from their government. Then ask yourself if you voted correctly in the last election. I did not, as McCain is consponsoring this amendment with Bernie Sanders. Barbara Boxer and Russ Feingold are sponsoring the amendment too. Barack Obama is a socialist. He believes in Corporate socialism, or Corporatism is how I would view it. Bought and paid for by the banks.
01:09 AM on 04/27/2010
The tea partiers are the mirror reflection of all you left-wing crazies who spent 8 years screaming crazy conspiracy theories about George Bush. This article and all of the hysterical reaction to the Tea Parties is the pot calling the kettle crazy.
07:19 PM on 04/26/2010
The teabaggers represent the essence of right wing ideology- willful ignorance and intellectually dishonesty.
09:14 PM on 04/27/2010
"The teabaggers represent the essence of right wing ideology- willful ignorance and intellectually dishonesty."

LOL! Well, at least most Tea Party Movement folks I know can form a grammatically correct sentence.
10:37 PM on 05/03/2010
Yeah I know I've seen the signs.
05:27 PM on 05/29/2010
Here is an example of your teabagger's command of the English language.

I am sure you will get a big LOL out of this revealing link.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/pargon
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
06:50 PM on 04/26/2010
The Tea Party "movement" is an astroturf movement anyway. All that it's shown me is how stupid some people are.
12:19 AM on 04/26/2010
Aw the good times of jumping up and down and decrying the "stupidity" of people unable to see Barack Obama for the lying, ignorant demagogue that he is.

I'd say I was wrong about the lying, but I think past comments I've read on this site prove my point.
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03:55 PM on 04/26/2010
For instance? And who's posts ?----those of the other paid shills?
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06:57 PM on 04/26/2010
Your charge of "lying" against the President of the United States is not worthy of a response, but I will take issue with your description of him as ignorant. Aside from the fact that he has a phenomenal grasp of the major issues of the day and can speak intelligently about any of them in an unscripted interview and no teleprompter (and without the benefit of notes written on his hand), he is one of the best educated Presidents we have ever had. He has B.A. from Columbia University and law degree from Harvard Law School (where he became the Harvard Law Review's first African American president), graduating magna cum laude. He was a professor of constitutional law at the University of Chicago Law School. A President who understands the laws of our country and who is so well versed in the Constitution that he can teach it to law school students, is far from ignorant. As for being a demagogue, which of the two common definitions of the word do you think Obama embodies?
1 : a leader who makes use of popular prejudices and false claims and promises in order to gain power, or
2 : a leader championing the cause of the common people.
I submit that he certainly has the characteristics of the second definition, and I challenge you to prove that he has done anything as described in the first (factual specifics please).
10:55 PM on 04/25/2010
The fact that most of the Tea Party people have come out AFTER Obama took office shows what their real problem is....with a Democrat...not b/c they are outraged at anything

If they were outraged at the deficit or taxes, they would have been revolting long ago

Thankfully, most in the country see them for what they are....
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SeaBlood
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03:51 PM on 04/26/2010
So that means that--- gasp!!--the GOP is behind it all. Who could have guessed?
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MoreFocusLessEntropy
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08:31 PM on 04/25/2010
So who expects reason from a mob? (The mob at the 1968 Democratic National Convention wasn't doing much reasoning, either.)
07:22 PM on 04/26/2010
I guess your experience at klan rallies makes you an expert on mob behavior.
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08:06 PM on 04/25/2010
Let's not get too depressed about all the stupidity. It's nothing new-----the proletariat has always been dumb as a box of rocks, always ready to be fooled into going against its own self interest by some rich dudes. For example: the Civil War. The grunts that fought in the Rebel army were too poor to have ever been slave holders.( not owning any pantations which required free labor to make a profit}. Yet they faught and died gruesome deaths to protect the "rights" of the rich plantation owners to hold black slaves. Not smart! But that's what a proletariat is for---canon fodder. Definitely not SMART! It's always been that way, and probably always will. So let's relax and enjoy us a nice mint julep.
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Matt Osborne
07:05 PM on 04/25/2010
"Indignation about things that are demonstrably not true, or open and defiant disbelief at things that demonstrably are true." Cognitive dissonance! I love the NLM video, but for a stunning visual you have to watch 30 teabaggers complain about government spending underneath a giant mock-up of the Space Shuttle. Really!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxibL6YYrhQ
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Matt Osborne
07:06 PM on 04/25/2010
Whoops. Make that THREE HUNDRED teabaggers.