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To HRC via N "K" C and NC

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Unelectable
That's what you are
Unelectable
As Roseanne Barr (/William Maher/Jamie Farr/Darren Starr)

Men who fear their wives
Would run from you
Wives who loathe their lives
Make fun of you

Mobs who hate Bill
Would mock you, until

Unelectable
That's how you'd stay.
Just a punch-line for
Jon, Dave, and Jay.

That's why, darling,
It's expectable
If you run, you're
Unelectable
Find someone less
Unelectable,
Do.

Unelectable
Can't fight the odds
Unelectable
By all the clods.

Brains in broads aren't worth
A hill o' beans
We're not England or
The Philippines

Let me be brief:
Commandress-in-Chief?

Unelectable
It gets my goat
But Neanderthals
All have the vote

That's why, Hil'ry
Though respectable
You remain so unelectable
But I'd vote for
Unelectable
You.