Comedy
"I SAID YES!!! 😍😍😍😍😍💍💍💍💍 ❤️❤️❤️❤️ someone asked if I was alone for valentine’s day!!!"
If you need a little pick-me-up after a long day, these humorous one-liners should do the trick.
"too many white cats being named things like snowball or marshmallow. what about freaky ass white boy"
WHAT'S HAPPENING
"Garfield hating Mondays without having a job is stolen valor."
"my dog would freak tf out if she knew she was made of bones"
"When I leave for more than four hours my cat gets so upset she throws up so sometimes I look at my boyfriend and I'm like do you even love me"
"when i say i got that dog in me i mean im insecure confused and really scared right now"
"it's really unfair that my dog and me can't sit down and share a cup of joe"
"Cancel my plans my cat just sat on me"
"my pug has 4 beds and takes medicine for his seasonal allergies just like his wolf ancestors"