April Fools Day
The product, NanoDrop, was made by the “Paris Hilton Institute of Plastic Pollution Solutions.”
"Blorskee, I lost my blorskee at a carnival."
Don't hold your breath waiting for these.
Digging deep into a saucy conspiracy theory that we just made up.
WHAT'S HAPPENING
National Geographic declared it will no longer degrade animals by showing them naked.
That was back when April Fools' Day wasn't the worst.
Here's a reminder that you shouldn't totally trust Google.
And that's a huuuge problem.
Cue the heartbreak.