Cats

Let your feline destroy its own computer while you watch Netflix on yours.
Selections include a scene from 'Jurassic Park' edited to include giant cats
Thousands of pets died in 2007. The pet food industry still has plenty of problems.
The law of cat-servation of momentum.
An elegant home like yours needn't be minimized by cat droppings.
Your cat is trying to tell you something. Get with the program.