Funny Or Die
Someone get Elon Musk on the phone.
The "gun-based applicator shoots the titanium so far up your vag," the celebrity trainer promises.
"Boy have I seen some big, beautiful dicks around this country."
Think you're safe? THINK AGAIN!
WHAT'S HAPPENING
Some opinions should be treated as what they are: wrong.
"Tiki torches and khaki pants — that's not a riot."
Prophesied Parenthood takes a big hit, too.
She's the date from hell in this vintage Funny or Die clip.
Because you can't stop true love.